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विदेशी मुद्रा परीक्षक एक ऐसा सॉफ्टवेयर है जो विदेशी मुद्रा बाजार में व्यापार का उदाहरण देता है। यह आपके लिए लाभप्रद व्यापार करने, और मैन्युअल और स्वचालित व्यापार के लिए अपनी रणनीति बनाने, परीक्षण और परिष्कृत करने का तरीका जानने के लिए बनाया गया है। लगातार और बढ़ते लाभ के लिए अपनी रणनीति का परीक्षण करें और अपनी रणनीति में सुधार करें अपनी रणनीति में आश्वस्त रहें ताकि आप एक स्पष्ट सिर रख सकें, व्यापार अवसरों पर तुरंत कार्य कर सकें और बाद में जीने के दौरान गलतियों से बचें कम समय में अनुभवी और सफल व्यापारी बनें आपके सफलता में निवेश करें विदेशी मुद्रा परीक्षा सॉफ़्टवेयर चीनी नव वर्ष की बिक्री बैकस्टेस्टिंग सॉफ्टवेयर पर 50 डिस्काउंट केवल 301 से 400 डेटा फ़ीड को छोड़कर एक बंडल क्रय करके 68 से 500 तक बचाएं प्रस्ताव में समाप्त हो जाता है: प्रमोशन फॉरेक्स परीक्षक के लिए सक्रिय है केवल डेटा सेवाएं और विदेशी मुद्रा परीक्षक डेटा सेवाओं को नियमित दर से खरीदा जाएगा हां, वास्तव में विदेशी मुद्रा परीक्षक मदद करता है, समय बचाता है और आप को जल्दी से सीखने और इंटरनेट पर मौजूद तकनीकों और सिद्धांतों का पता लगाने का मौका देता है। आप उन्हें कुछ परिस्थितियों में काम कर सकते हैं, और जब आपको लगता है कि आपको कुछ बॉडीज मिले हैं और आपको उच्च भावपूर्ण स्तर पर मिल रहा है तो आप इसे जांचकर्ता पर बहुत जल्दी से जांचते हैं (महीनों तक नहीं जमा करने के लिए इंतजार कर रहे हैं लेकिन पता लगाने के लिए एक या दो घंटे में रणनीति के बारे में) और समझते हैं कि कौन सही था। और यह कार्यक्रम साबित करता है कि विदेशी मुद्रा पर पैसे कमाने के लिए संभव है। आपके प्रोग्राम के लिए बहुत बहुत धन्यवाद, मुझे खुशी है कि मैंने इसे खरीदा है और पढो। एक आवश्यक उपकरण है एक मूल्य-पढ़ने वाले उत्साही के रूप में, विदेशी मुद्रा परीक्षक ने मेरी सीखने की अवस्था में कटौती करने में बेहद मदद की है मुझे कोई दूसरा कार्यक्रम नहीं मिला है जो वास्तव में कर सकता है जो यह करता है - और मुझ पर विश्वास करें, मैंने देखा है इंस्टॉल करने और उपयोग करने में आसान। साथ ही, उनका ग्राहक समर्थन सबसे अच्छा है यह एक महान कार्यक्रम है और वास्तव में परिणाम देखने के लिए सप्ताह इंतजार किए बिना सिस्टम परीक्षण करने के लिए एक लंबा रास्ता तय करता है। एमिनिस और फ्यूचर्स कॉन्ट्रैक्ट्स के लिए अनुमति देने वाले किसी भी इमारत के लिए कोई भी योजना एक अच्छे दिन खरीदने के लिए सबसे पहले होगी विदेशी मुद्रा परीक्षक ने मुझे अपने व्यापार में अग्रिम करने की इजाजत दी और मुझे मूल्य कार्रवाई के कई वैश्विक सिद्धांतों को समझने का मौका दिया, जो कि इस कार्यक्रम के उन लोगों के लिए है जिन्होंने विशिष्ट रूप से यह तय करने का फैसला किया है कि मैं वास्तव में क्या व्यापार कर रहा हूं, मैं इसे एक परीक्षक के रूप में उपयोग करने के लिए उत्सुक हूं एक रोबोट, लेकिन इस कार्यक्रम की मदद से मैं उन चीजों को भी समझता हूं, जिन्हें शायद ही बहुत ज्यादा अनुमान लगाया जा सके। धन्यवाद। नमस्ते धन्यवाद विदेशी मुद्रा परीक्षक कार्यक्रम के लिए। मैं एक पल के लिए भी इसे खरीदने के लिए खेद व्यक्त किया। यह ट्रेडिंग रणनीति विकसित करने में मेरी मदद करता है विदेशी मुद्रा परीक्षक के साथ व्यापार सीखना बहुत तेज़ है मैं हर महीने इस बारे में एक महीने के लिए अभ्यास करने का प्रयोग कर रहा हूं, और यह उपकरण मैंने अपने एफएक्स व्यापार कैरियर में खरीदा है सबसे अच्छी बात यह है कि खासतौर पर मेरी रणनीति के लिए, खासतौर पर मेरी रणनीति के लिए, प्रयास के लायक अच्छी तरह से आप शायद हमेशा यह सुनते हैं, लेकिन मैं ईमानदारी से यह चाहता हूं कि यह पहली चीज है जो मैंने खरीदी थी, क्योंकि यह मेरे लिए सड़क के नीचे एक बहुत अंतर होगा। एक अति उत्कृष्ट कार्यक्रम मुझे मूल्य कार्रवाई पर पौराणिक कथाएं बनाते हैं। इसे प्यार करना। हमें ऐसे व्यापारियों को ऐसी अद्भुत सहायता देने के लिए धन्यवाद, जिन्हें तेजी से सीखना होगा। मैं इसे दिन के ज्यादातर दिनों के लिए जूते, रोज़ की तरह इस्तेमाल करता हूं मैं इसे कभी-कभी आराम करने के लिए उपयोग भी करता हूं उच्च संभावना सेटअप सभी समय में मदद करता है इतना मदद करता है फिर से धन्यवाद। विदेशी मुद्रा परीक्षक ने मुझे अपने व्यापार के परिणामों में सुधार करने में बहुत मदद की है I को चुनने और ट्रेडिंग रणनीतियों के परीक्षण में और अधिक आत्मविश्वास प्राप्त हुआ मुझे नए व्यापारिक विचारों को जल्दी और गुणात्मक रूप से देखने की उत्कृष्ट संभावना है 16 अप्रैल को मैंने आखिरकार इसके बारे में सोचने की लंबी अवधि के बाद विदेशी मुद्रा परीक्षक कार्यक्रम खरीदा था। अब, 4 महीने बाद, Ive ने इस कार्यक्रम की मदद से अपनी खुद की ट्रेडिंग रणनीति बनाई है जो मुझे विदेशी मुद्रा बाजार में एक बहुत खराब आय प्रदान नहीं करता है। Im लगातार नई रणनीति है कि परीक्षण के दौरान सुधार किया जा रहा है का परीक्षण इस अद्भुत कार्यक्रम के सभी डेवलपर्स के लिए धन्यवाद। विदेशी मुद्रा परीक्षक निश्चित रूप से कुछ बॉडीज मैनुअल स्ट्रेटेजी को काम करने के लिए सबसे अच्छा प्रोग्राम है। विदेशी मुद्रा परीक्षक के साथ काम करने की लंबी अवधि के बाद, मुझे वास्तविक चार्ट पर होने वाले आंदोलनों का अनुमान लगाने की क्षमता प्राप्त हुई। इसके अलावा, विदेशी मुद्रा परीक्षक ने मुझे निराशाजनक रणनीतियों का एक अच्छा सौदा बर्खास्त करने और अपने काम करने वालों को बेहतर बनाने में मदद की। मुझे कहना होगा कि यह एक महान उपकरण है। भले ही Ive केवल परीक्षण संस्करण demoing किया गया था मुझे खुशी है कि मैं इसे मिला। अब तक मुझे कुछ ऐसा ही मिला है जैसे दरवाजे में आने और कोशिश करने के लिए उच्च मासिक शुल्क की आवश्यकता नहीं है, या इतनी अधिक जटिल है कि आपको लगता है कि आपको अपना पहला कदम उठाने के लिए प्रोग्रामर बनने की आवश्यकता है, यह किसी को दर्द रहित तरीके से अनुमति देता है , अपने सिद्धांतों और रणनीतियों को प्रशिक्षित करने के लिए पूरे रात लंदन सत्र में बिना बंधे हुए या इतने थके हुए और बाद में हराया कि न्यूयॉर्क सत्र को आपके चेहरे पर बॉक्सर श्वास के साथ नौ दौर की तरह लगता है। और पढो। 2008 के बाद से, लंबे समय से, Ive विदेशी मुद्रा पर रहा Ive कई बार शुरू किया और कई बार इसे लंबे समय के लिए छोड़ दिया, केवल क्योंकि मेरे परिणाम बहुत वांछित होने के लिए - लाभ-नुकसान शून्य निशान के आसपास कताई था। मैंने शरद ऋतु 2013 में विदेशी मुद्रा परीक्षक खरीदा था। मैंने इसका उपयोग करना शुरू किया और मेरी ट्रेडिंग रणनीति तैयार की। यह कार्यक्रम अपने विचारों के परिणामों को बहुत जल्दी से देखने की अनुमति देता है, और शिक्षा की प्रक्रिया बहुत तेज अनुभव होती है और छठे इंद्रिय संचित होते हैं जो कि किसी भी किताब या सैद्धांतिक अध्ययन की सहायता से प्राप्त नहीं हो सकते। मेरा सिस्टम अंततः 2013 के अंत में बनाया गया था और उस समय से मैं लाभ और स्थिर व्यापार करता हूं। मैं इस कार्यक्रम को अपनी शिक्षा में सबसे अधिक लाभकारी निवेश के रूप में मानता हूं। । और पढो। मुद्रा व्यापार पैसे बनाने के सबसे जटिल तरीकों में से एक है। विदेशी मुद्रा बाजार में सफल होने के लिए, एक व्यापारी को निम्न 3 शाखाएं विकसित करने की आवश्यकता होती है: मनोविज्ञान विधि धन प्रबंधन यदि आपके विदेशी मुद्रा प्रशिक्षण में इनमें से कम से कम महत्वपूर्ण कदम शामिल नहीं हैं, तो आप निश्चित रूप से दीर्घकालिक में खो देंगे। हमारा व्यापार सिम्युलेटर लोगों को इन सभी क्षेत्रों में अपने ज्ञान और कौशल को सुधारने की अनुमति देता है। मनोविज्ञान विकास के संदर्भ में, मनुष्य ने व्यापार को समायोजित करने के लिए अनुकूलित नहीं किया है दूसरे शब्दों में, हम सभी ही बहुत ही शुरुआती व्यापारी हैं क्योंकि हमारे डीएनए में इसके बारे में प्रभावी रूप से जाने के लिए आवश्यक विशेषताओं नहीं हैं यहां तक ​​कि अगर आप सिद्धांत रूप में बाजार के सभी आईएनएस और बहिष्कारों को सीखते हैं, तो भी आप अपने मन और भावनाओं को नियंत्रित करने की मजबूत क्षमता के बिना व्यापार के लिए तैयार नहीं होंगे। वास्तव में इस क्षेत्र को संभालने का एकमात्र तरीका एक विदेशी मुद्रा सिम्युलेटर का उपयोग करना है व्यापार सिमुलेशन डेमो और वास्तविक खातों से बेहतर है डेमो खातों के साथ, आपको उम्र के लिए अच्छे ट्रेडों को खोलने के लिए इंतजार करना होगा। जीवित खातों के साथ, आपको वास्तविक बाजार के लिए एक अनुभव मिलेगा, लेकिन क्योंकि आप अपनी भावनाओं को महारत हासिल कर चुके हैं, आप अनियमित रूप से व्यापार करते रहेंगे और अपनी जमा बहुत जल्दी खो देंगे। हमारे व्यापारिक सिम्युलेटर के साथ, व्यापारियों को एक रोमांचक माहौल में रहने का अवसर मिलता है जहां उन्हें नहीं पता कि बाजार कैसे आगे बढ़ रहा है (जैसा कि एक जीवंत खाता है)। उसी समय, व्यापारी यह निर्धारित कर सकते हैं कि सूचना तत्काल एक डेमो खाते और न ही लाइव अकाउंट्स द्वारा की जाने वाली सुविधा है। संक्षेप में, हमारा बैकस्टेस्टिंग सॉफ्टवेयर आपको सभी असंगत प्रकृति का सामना करने के लिए आवश्यक सभी बाजार विश्लेषण उपकरणों की आपूर्ति करेगा। तरीका । इंटरनेट पर उपलब्ध व्यापारिक रणनीतियों की बहुतायत से झूठे विश्वास पैदा हो जाता है कि आपकी ज़रूरतें पूरी हैं हालांकि, यदि आप उचित विदेशी मुद्रा व्यापार सिम्युलेटर की कोशिश करते हैं, तो आप तुरंत पता चल जाएंगे कि यह एक बड़ा झूठ है इन तथाकथित लाभकारी रणनीतियों के विशाल बहुमत, जो ब्लॉगर्स और छद्म-व्यापारियों को बढ़ावा देते हैं, आपको कुछ फायदेमंद ट्रेडों दे सकते हैं, लेकिन अंततः वे आपके जमा में एक महत्वपूर्ण गिरावट पैदा करेंगे। जब आप सीख रहे हैं कि विदेशी मुद्रा व्यापार की जटिल दुनिया को कैसे नेविगेट करना है, तो सबसे महत्वपूर्ण नियम यह है: भरोसा मत करो। यदि आप दूसरों को क्या कहना चाहते हैं, तो आप अपने 3 सबसे शक्तिशाली संपत्तियों के साथ समझौता करने का जोखिम उठाते हैं: समय, धन और आत्मसम्मान यदि आप संदिग्ध स्रोतों की रणनीतियों का बैकअप नहीं लेना चुनते हैं, तो अंततः आप सभी पैसे खो देंगे जो आपने व्यापार के लिए बचाए हैं। नतीजतन, विदेशी मुद्रा बैकअप सॉफ्टवेयर के एक फार्म के बिना, आप सैकड़ों या भी हज़ारों घंटे बिना किसी सकारात्मक परिणाम दिए बिना विदेशी मुद्रा बाजार के बारे में सीखेंगे। इसके अलावा, विदेशी मुद्रा प्रशिक्षण सॉफ्टवेयर के बिना, आप निराश और निराश हो जाएगा। सामान्य व्यक्ति इस व्यर्थ कार्य पर अपना समय, पैसा और प्रयास खर्च करना चाहेगा। आपके लिए सिर्फ दो संभावनाएं उपलब्ध हैं: या तो विफलता का मार्ग चुनें या फिर अस्तित्व में सबसे अच्छा व्यापारिक सिम्युलेटर क्या है या कुछ भी खोने से बचें। कोई भी गारंटी नहीं दे सकता कि आप हमारे व्यापारिक सिम्युलेटर के साथ व्यापार कैसे करना सीखेंगे, हालांकि यह सब आपके काम नैतिक, समर्पण और अपने सीखने के तरीकों और व्यापारिक कार्यों का विश्लेषण करने की क्षमता पर निर्भर करता है। यह इस पर निर्भर करता है कि क्या आप सही निर्णय लेते हैं और उनके साथ रहना पसंद करते हैं। धन प्रबंधन। ऐसे बहुत सारे स्मार्ट और अनुशासित व्यापारी हैं जो अभी भी विदेशी मुद्रा बाजार में सफल नहीं हो सकते। इसका कारण यह है कि उनके व्यापार में एक अविश्वनीय मूल्यवान स्तंभ की कमी है: वे धन प्रबंधन के महत्व को पूरी तरह से गलत समझते हैं। मुद्रा कारोबार के लिए व्यापारियों को सख्त नियमों का पालन करने की आवश्यकता होती है कि वे एक व्यापार में कितना खो सकते हैं और कितने ट्रेडों वे प्रति माह खो सकते हैं। यदि आप इन नियत नियमों की उपेक्षा करते हैं, या यदि आप उन पर पर्याप्त ध्यान नहीं देते हैं, तो आप अपने व्यापार को व्यावसायिक स्तर पर कभी नहीं लेंगे। कोई भी आश्चर्यजनक व्यापारिक निर्णय ले सकता है, पूरी तरह से उसकी भावनाओं का प्रभार बना सकता है और अधिकतर व्यापारों को जीत सकता है। लेकिन यह सफलता एक एकल व्यापार के साथ बेकार हो सकती है जो कि खोला गया था, जहां व्यापारी पैसे प्रबंधन के बुनियादी सिद्धांतों के अनुरूप नहीं था। बैकटेस्टिंग, हालांकि, व्यापारियों को इन सिद्धांतों के अपने ज्ञान को बनाने की अनुमति देता है। संक्षेप में, विदेशी मुद्रा सॉफ्टवेयर के बिना विशेष रूप से व्यापार सिम्युलेटर के बिना विदेशी मुद्रा प्रशिक्षण असंभव है विदेशी मुद्रा परीक्षक 3 की मदद से आज अपने पैसे प्रबंधन कौशल को तेज करना शुरू करें, सबसे अच्छा व्यापारिक सिम्युलेटर जो कोई भी खोज सकता है। अपनी गलतियों को सुधारें । विदेशी मुद्रा व्यापार के बारे में प्रभावी सीखने में आपकी गलतियों को ठीक करने का अवसर भी शामिल है। ज्यादातर व्यापारियों को यह नहीं पता है कि डेमो और लाइव खातों का उपयोग करके विदेशी मुद्रा सीखना असंभव है। डेमो खाते आपको विदेशी मुद्रा व्यापार सीखने का मौका देते हैं यदि आपके पास दर्जन से अधिक वर्ष पहले हैं, और लाइव खाते आपके लिए अपनी गलतियों को ठीक करना असंभव बनाते हैं आप पहले से ही व्यापार (या ट्रेडों की श्रेणी) खो चुके हैं, और विदेशी मुद्रा विश्लेषण आपको भविष्य में एक ही गलती से बचने में मदद करेगा, लेकिन आप अतीत को बदल नहीं सकते हैं। विदेशी मुद्रा सिमुलेटर, बदले में, आपको वापस समय में ले जा सकते हैं ताकि आप अपनी गलतियों को सही ढंग से सही कर सकें, आप जितनी बार आपको अपनी आवश्यकता के अनुसार कई बार अपनी रणनीति का बैकअप ले सकें। यह आश्चर्यजनक विदेशी मुद्रा प्रशिक्षण सॉफ्टवेयर आपको अपने असली पैसे को प्रभावित किए बिना अपनी गलतियों को ठीक करने में मदद करेगा। विस्तृत सांख्यिकी आपके द्वारा किए गए किसी भी गलती को न केवल आप ठीक कर सकते हैं, लेकिन आप विस्तृत आँकड़ों का उपयोग करके अपने विदेशी मुद्रा व्यापार प्रशिक्षण को उच्च स्तर तक भी ले सकते हैं। आपके व्यापार के प्रदर्शन का मूल्यांकन करने के लिए हमारे व्यापार सिम्युलेटर में बहुत सारे अंतर्निहित मापदंड हैं विदेशी मुद्रा परीक्षक बैकस्टेस्टिंग सॉफ्टवेयर के साथ, अंधेरे में बाजार को अनुकरण करने की कोई आवश्यकता नहीं है। अब, सभी आवश्यक घटक शामिल हैं। नेट और सकल लाभ, अधिकतम लाभ और हानि व्यापार, अधिकतम ड्रॉडाउन और अन्य मूल्य समय पर अपने विदेशी मुद्रा मुद्रा व्यापार में सुधार लाएंगे। विदेशी मुद्रा परीक्षक 3 इंस्टॉल कैसे करें, आप यहाँ विदेशी मुद्रा परीक्षक कैसे स्थापित करें पर विस्तृत निर्देश पढ़ सकते हैं। यदि आप हमारे विदेशी मुद्रा परीक्षक सॉफ़्टवेयर से संतुष्ट नहीं हैं (जो कि बहुत कम मामला है), तो निम्न प्रक्रिया को पूरा करके इसे अनइंस्टॉल करना आसान है: प्रारंभ मेनू आरआरआर सभी प्रोग्राम्स आरआरओआर विदेशी मुद्रा परीक्षक आरआरआर अनइन्स्टॉल करना विदेशी मुद्रा परीक्षक फ़ॉरेक्स परीक्षक एक ऐसा सॉफ्टवेयर है जो विदेशी मुद्रा बाजार में व्यापार का उदहारण करता है, ताकि आप मैन्युअल और स्वचालित व्यापार के लिए अपनी रणनीति को लाभप्रद, निर्माण, परीक्षण और परिशोधित करने के बारे में सीख सकें। एमटी 4 खातों के बीच ट्रेडों की प्रतिलिपि करने के लिए सॉफ्टवेयर सभी ब्रोकरों का समर्थन करता है, इसमें लॉट्रस्क मैनेजमेंट, फ़िल्टरिंग ट्रेड्स और रिवर्स ट्रेडिंग, लाइफटाइम सपोर्ट जैसे बहुत सारे फीचर्स हैं। अच्छी तरह से आपको बुद्धिमान मनी मैनेजर्स बनने में मदद मिलेगी और आप को एलीट ग्रुप में प्रवेश मिलेगा जो वास्तव में पैसे ट्रेडिंग फॉरेक्स बनाता है। एक जोखिम वाले जोखिम प्रबंधन कैलकुलेटर के साथ एक दूसरे के अंश में व्यापार खोलने वाले सॉफ्टवेयर पूर्वनिर्धारित रोक हानि सेट त्वरित प्रविष्टियों के लिए लाभ मूल्य ले लो। विदेशी मुद्रा परीक्षक और एमटी 4 के साथ संगत। मुद्रा प्रबंधन व्यापार सदस्य के साथ जोखिम प्रबंधन वाणिज्यिक सदस्य दिसंबर 2014 में शामिल है 1,471 पदों मैं चाहता हूं कि मेरा समूह खुद को यह करना शुरू करे और आपको जो कुछ करना है, वह इस लिंक पर क्लिक करना है और आपको वही बातें जो मैं करता हूं यदि आप उस लेख को लिंक करना चाहते हैं जो ठीक है मैं इसे देख सकता हूं और अपनी टिप्पणी दे सकता हूं ताकि आप सोच सकें कि जैसा मैं करता हूं, क्योंकि अब आप एसपीआईएन (सतर्कता और वास्तविकता) की जानकारी रखते हैं, हमेशा मुझे प्रतिक्रिया दें ताकि हमारे पास चल रही चर्चा हो। हमारे पास हल्के जोखिम अब बंद हैं और आज कोई प्रमुख समाचार रिलीज़ नहीं है आप गोल्ड और यूएस डॉलर इंडेक्स और यूएस 10 साल के बॉन्ड को देख सकते हैं। तत्काल दृश्य के लिए 5 मिनट चार्ट का उपयोग करें। फिनविज़ से यूएस 30 का 5 मिनट चार्ट। आपको EURUSD पर नजर रखने की ज़रूरत है, भले ही हम इस समय हमारे चार व्यापार योजनाओं में व्यापार नहीं कर रहे हैं, क्योंकि यह अमेरिकी डॉलर सूचकांक का 57.6 बना देता है। अब आप देख सकते हैं कि यू.एस. डॉलर इंडेक्स मजबूत हो रहा है, लेकिन अभी हम कारण का एक हिस्सा देखते हैं क्योंकि यह EURUSD से संबंधित है। 5 मिनट चार्ट अमरीकी डॉलर सूचकांक अब हम यूएस 10 साल के बॉन्ड को देखते हैं कि क्या यूएस बांड अरबों और ट्रिलियन डॉलर में पैसा पार्क करने के लिए बेच रहे हैं या खरीदा जा रहा है क्योंकि हम या तो जोखिम पर हैं या जोखिम 5 मिनट और फिनविज़ से चार्ट आपको यह देखने देता है कि वाणिज्यिक सदस्य दिसंबर 2014 में शामिल हैं 1,471 पद कृपया इस लेख को देखें और ध्यान रखें कि हम इस बारे में PERCEPTION (अब बाजार) और वास्तविकता (इस लेख और अमेरिकी अर्थव्यवस्था) के बारे में चर्चा करते हैं स्निपेट: क्रिसमस के बाद से यह केवल दो सप्ताह हो चुका है, और पहले से ही हम स्टोर क्लॉसिंग के एक शानदार खूनखराले के साक्षी हैं मैकेस ने खुदरा उद्योग को यह संदेह किया कि वे लगभग 100 स्टोर बंद कर देंगे। सिअर्स के नीचे की ओर सर्पिल ने एक और मील का पत्थर मारा जब यह घोषणा की गई कि 150 सीयर और किमार्ट स्टोर्स बंद हो जाएंगे। और हमने अभी सीखा है कि लिमिटेड ने सभी दुकानों को राष्ट्रव्यापी बंद कर दिया है अगर यू.एस. की अर्थव्यवस्था सिर्फ ठीक कर रही है, तो हम ऐसे सभी खुदरा सर्वनाश का सामना क्यों कर रहे हैं, अमेरिका भर में, विशाल शॉपिंग मॉल, जो एक बार उत्सुक उपभोक्ताओं के साथ गूंज रहे थे, अब मकबरे के समान हैं। हमने इस तरह हमारे पूरे इतिहास में कभी कुछ नहीं देखा है, और कोई भी निश्चित नहीं है कि आगे क्या होने वाला है। बहुत समय पहले मैं मैकिस में नहीं गया था, और यह बेहद चुप था मैंने मैन्स विभाग के चारों ओर ठोकर खाई जो कुछ खरीदने की तलाश में था, लेकिन मुझे जो पेशकश की जा रही थी, उससे बहुत निराश हो गया था। कुछ समय बीत जाने के बाद, एक कर्मचारी ने मुझे आखिरकार देखा और मदद करने के लिए आया था, लेकिन उनके पास कुछ भी नहीं था जो मैं चाहता था। और यह एक दुखद बात है, क्योंकि पिछले कई सालों से जब मैं मैक्स में पैसे खर्च करने की तलाश में गया था, ज्यादातर समय मैं एक पैसा खर्च किए बिना वहां से बाहर आया हूं। मैकिस ने हाल ही में कुछ बहुत ही बुरे फैसले किए हैं, और मैं उम्मीद कर रहा हूं कि वे अभी भी चीजें बदल सकते हैं। लेकिन फिलहाल, वे दुकानों को बंद कर रहे हैं और नौकरियों को काट रहे हैं न्यूयॉर्क टाइम्स की एक अन्य महत्वपूर्ण छुट्टी खरीदारी के मौसम में बिक्री की बिक्री के साथ संघर्ष की बात है, मिकी ने बुधवार को घोषणा की कि लागत में कटौती करने और 100 स्टोर बंद करने की एक सतत योजना के हिस्से के रूप में यह 10,000 से अधिक नौकरियों को नष्ट कर रहा है। मैक्स, देश की सबसे बड़ी डिपार्टमेंट स्टोयर चेन, ने कहा कि नवंबर और दिसंबर में इसकी दुकानों में बिक्री 2.1 प्रतिशत की गिरावट आई थी। इसी अवधि की तुलना में 2015 में इसी अवधि की तुलना की गई थी। कंपनी के अध्यक्ष और मुख्य कार्यकारी अधिकारी टेरी जे लंडग्रेन ने एक बयान में कहा कि हमारे मार्गदर्शन के निचले अंत के साथ संगत था, हमने अनुमान लगाया था कि बिक्री मजबूत होगी। एक और महान रिटेलर जिसकी वास्तव में कोई उम्मीद नहीं छोड़ी है Sears हर साल वे और भी अधिक स्टोर्स बंद करते हैं, और क्योंकि वे इतने पैसे खो रहे हैं, उनके पास रहने वाले स्टोर में निवेश करने के लिए कुछ भी नहीं है नतीजतन, कई सीअर स्थानों की स्थिति इस समय पूरी तरह से शर्मनाक है लेकिन रिटेलर जूते से सब कुछ बेचने के लिए मशहूर क्लीनर को पूरे घरों में बेचने के लिए प्रसिद्ध है, यह कभी भी अपनी सबसे बड़ी संकट का सामना कर रहा है। इसका बंद करो सैकड़ों स्टोर अन्य छतरियों में हैं, छत और टूटे हुए एस्केलेटर को छूने के साथ। कुछ में, कर्मचारियों ने बिस्तरियों को खाली करने वाले वर्गों से खरीदार को ढालाने के लिए लटका दिया 2013 के प्रारंभिक भाग के बाद से, कंपनी के लिए बिक्री में आश्चर्यजनक 37 प्रतिशत की गिरावट आई है। वर्तमान में Sears ऋण में 1.6 अरब डॉलर से अधिक है, और वे एक वर्ष से अधिक एक अरब डॉलर खो रहे हैं। वे खून बह रहा रोकने के लिए एक असाधारण प्रयास में भंडार बंद रखते हैं, लेकिन यह काम नहीं कर रहा है 2010 में, सीयर्स के 3,555 स्टोर थे। पिछले साल, Sears के 1,503 स्टोर थे, और अब एक और गुच्छा बंद किया जा रहा है। लेकिन हर कोई देख सकता है कि यह कहां है। वान कॉनवे, दिवालियापन में विशेषज्ञ और ऋण पुनर्गठन और सीईओ वान कॉनवे एप पार्टनर्स ने कहा है कि जैसा कि मैंने बार बार कहा है, सीईआरर्स शून्य होने जा रहा है, और कई विशेषज्ञ पूरी तरह से मेरे साथ सहमत हैं वे व्यापार से बाहर जा रहे हैं। यह स्नोबॉल पहाड़ी के निचले हिस्से के 90 रास्ते है। बेशक सियर्स अभी भी पल के लिए जीवित है, और यह उस लिमिटेड के लिए कहा जा सकता है। वापस पुराने दिनों में, ऐसा लग रहा था कि प्रत्येक मॉल में उनके पास एक स्टोर्स था। मुझे याद है कि यह मेरे ऑरेंज जूलियस और हर्मेंस वर्ल्ड ऑफ स्पोर्ट गुड्स के रास्ते पर गुजर रहा है। लेकिन अब वे हर एक स्थान को बंद कर रहे हैं और ऑनलाइन केवल अमेरिकी मॉल बस रिक्त हो जाएगा। सीमित, एक बार लोकप्रिय महिला कपड़ों का ब्रांड जो आकस्मिक पोशाक और वर्कवेअर प्रदान करता है, अब कोई स्टोरफ्रंट नहीं है शनिवार को स्टोर की वेबसाइट पर एक संदेश पढ़ा गया, यह कहने में दुखी था कि सभी सीमित स्टोर राष्ट्रव्यापी आधिकारिक रूप से अपने दरवाजे बंद कर चुके हैं। लेकिन यह अलविदा नहीं है वेबसाइट अभी भी ऊपर और चल रही है और देश भर में जारी रहेगी, कंपनी ने कहा। मैकिस, सीयर्स एंड द लिमिट के अलावा, खुदरा उद्योग में अन्य विशाल नाम भी मुश्किल समय पर गिर चुके हैं और पिछले 12 महीनों में स्टोरों को बंद करना पड़ा है। निम्नलिखित वॉशिंगटन पोस्ट से आता है खुदरा वातावरण ने विभिन्न दुकानों के लिए चुनौतीपूर्ण साबित कर दिया है: खेल प्राधिकरण, 2016 में यू.एस. मॉल और पट्टी मॉल में 460 से अधिक स्थानों को बंद करने के लिए व्यापार से बाहर चला गया। पीएसीसीन, एरोपोस्टेल और अमेरिकी परिधान ने पिछले साल दिवालिएपन की सुरक्षा के लिए प्रत्येक के लिए आवेदन किया है और वे अपने व्यवसायों को फिर से संगठित करने और उन्हें पुनर्जीवित करने का लक्ष्य रख रहे हैं। तो यह क्यों हो रहा है एक शक के बिना, हमारी खरीदारी की आदतें बदल गई हैं और ऑनलाइन दुनिया में, इनमें से कई खुदरा विक्रेताओं को अमेज़ॅन और अन्य तकनीक कंपनियों से प्रतिस्पर्धा से पूरी तरह से कुचल दिया जा रहा है, जो उनसे पहले ऑनलाइन इंफ्रास्ट्रक्चर विकसित करते थे। मुझे पता है कि मेरी पत्नी और मैं वास्तव में जब भी संभव हो, बहुत सी चीजों के लिए ऑनलाइन खरीदारी करना पसंद करते हैं, और मुझे आशा है कि खुदरा बिक्री का हिस्सा इस देश में ही बढ़ता रहेगा। लेकिन हमें यह भी प्रभावित नहीं करना चाहिए कि स्थिर उपभोक्ताओं पर आम उपभोक्ताओं पर क्या प्रभाव पड़ रहा है। पिछले आठ वर्षों के लिए धन्यवाद, लगभग सभी दो अमेरिकियों के तिहाई पेचेक के लिए पेचेक रह रहे हैं सभी अमेरिकियों में से एक तिहाई से अधिक का कर्ज है, जो कि पिछले 180 दिनों से कम है, और घर के मालिकों की दर लगभग 50 वर्षों में सबसे कम स्तर के करीब है। जैसा कि आप इस लेख को पढ़ते हैं, 95 मिलियन से अधिक अमेरिकी श्रम शक्ति में नहीं हैं, और बराक ओबामा के तहत यह संख्या 18 प्रतिशत बढ़ गई है। न्यूयॉर्क शहर और अन्य प्रमुख शहरों में बेघरपन रिकॉर्ड उच्च पर है। और एक राष्ट्र के रूप में हमने दुनिया के इतिहास में सबसे बड़ा कर्ज का संग्रह किया है। हमें उम्मीद है कि चीजों को बदल दिया जा सकता है, लेकिन यदि मौजूदा रुझान जारी रहें तो रीटेल एपोकलिप्स बस खराब से खराब होने जा रहा है, और हम कई दुकानों को बंद करने के बारे में बहुत सारी सुर्खियों को देखते रहेंगे। बेंजामिनिस से टिप्पणी: तो अब हम अंतिम एनएफपी नंबर सही संदर्भ में रख सकते हैं। यूआई दर 4.7 तक बढ़ गई थी, जो कि श्रमिक बल में 95 मिलियन अमेरिकियों के बारे में नहीं है। यही कारण है कि मैं दृढ़ता से सुझाव देता हूं कि आप फ़िनवीज़ साइट पर जाते हैं और मिनट तक वहां पोस्ट की गई समाचार की समीक्षा करते हैं। यहाँ मैं सिर्फ क्या खोज की है आपको जो कुछ करना है, वह लिंक पर क्लिक करें। यह आपके प्रशिक्षण का एक हिस्सा है। स्निपेट: तुर्की लीरा में पतन, जो पिछले गर्मियों से असफल रहा है, तख्तापलट में असफल रहे, केवल 2017 में, और विशेष रूप से सुबह, जब तुर्की की मुद्रा डॉलर के मुकाबले 2 से अधिक की गिरावट आई - इसकी सबसे खराब दिन जुलाई 19 सैन्य तख्तापलट प्रयास - 3.73 के रूप में कम से कम, 2017 में 5 से नीचे, और पिछले 12 महीनों में 23 से अधिक के रूप में स्लाइडिंग। zerohedgesitesdefau। y20lira0.jpg हालांकि व्यापक उत्प्रेरक परिचित हैं, अर्थात् एक धीमा अर्थव्यवस्था, प्रतिदिन दैनिक आतंकवादी हमलों, सरकारी असंतोष और संभावित रेटिंग डाउनग्रेड पर एरडोगन द्वारा एक उग्र क्रोध, आज सुबह दो अतिरिक्त उत्प्रेरक हैं, जो बिकवाली में तेजी ला रहे हैं। सबसे पहले मूडीज, जो पिछले सितंबर तक जंक रेटिंग पर देश है, ने देश की बैंकिंग प्रणाली पर एक चेतावनी जारी की, जिससे कहा गया है कि बढ़ी हुई सुरक्षा जोखिम अर्थव्यवस्था पर कमजोर पड़ जाएंगे और घरेलू बैंकों पर और दबाव बढ़ा सकते हैं। रेटिंग एजेंसी ने चेतावनी दी कि तुर्की बैंकों 8217 खराब ऋण अनुपात 3.24 8220 से उच्च स्तर पर इस साल बढ़ोतरी के साथ उच्च मुद्रास्फीति, लीरा मूल्यह्रास और सुरक्षा के मुद्दों और भू-राजनीतिक तनाव की वजह से निवेश के माहौल में बिगड़ने से जुड़ा था 8221 सावधानी बरकरार है जब तुर्की जनवरी में फिच से कबाड़ में एक और डाउनग्रेड का सामना कर रहा है, जो कि आखिरी निवेश ग्रेड रेटिंग को छीन लेगा, तुरंत अपनी उधार लेने की लागत बढ़ाएगा। केवल मामलों को बदतर बनाते हुए, टर्की के उप प्रधान मंत्री, न्यूरेटीन कैनकली से टिप्पणियां दी गई थीं, जिन्होंने संकेत दिया था कि तुर्की के सिर रेत में गहराई से बचे हुए थे, जब उन्होंने लीरा में डुबकी को ब्याज दरों को ऊंचे स्तर पर बल देने के लिए अस्वीकार्य दर पर दोषी ठहराया। उन्होंने एहबेर टीवी को एक साक्षात्कार में भी बताया कि अर्थव्यवस्था अर्थव्यवस्था के लिए जो कदम उठाए जा रहे हैं, वह संस्थानों को ले जाएगा, ताकि नागरिकों को विदेशी मुद्रा की कोई मांग नहीं है (हालांकि, लीरा में उतरने से नहीं देखते हैं), तुर्की की अर्थव्यवस्था 8220 दिनों तक जारी रहेगी 8221 ऐसी चाल जैसा कि डॉलर के स्तर की तुलना बहुत ही कम है, और आखिरकार अमेरिका को सीरियाई कुर्द पीआईडीडीपीजी को समर्थन देने के लिए दोषी ठहराया है। 8220 अनियंत्रित .8221 इस बीच, बाजार पहले से ही डाउनग्रेड में कीमत चुका रहा है, और इस सुबह की सुबह, तुर्की के बेंचमार्क 10Y पैदावार ने एक और 15 बीपीई पिछले एक साल में उच्चतम के पास zerohedgesitesdefau। 20yield0.jpg ऐसा करने के लिए तुर्की क्या है एक सुझाव आईएनजीएस के प्रमुख ईएमईए एफएक्स और दरों के रणनीतिकार Petr Krpata से लिखा है कि एक बड़ा दर एकमुश्त लीराक्ॉट में 10 रैली को शामिल कर सकता है और कहा है कि राजधानी नियंत्रण की अनुपस्थिति में 8220 बड़ी आपातकालीन दर में वृद्धि केवल एक उपाय है। यदि मूल कारण घरेलू है, तो समाधान घरेलू भी होना चाहिए। 8221 हालांकि, वह मानते हैं कि बड़े वृद्धि के लिए बार उच्च है - विशेष रूप से एर्डोगैन ने यह स्पष्ट किया है कि ऐसा कोई कदम अस्वीकार्य है - और उम्मीद है कि केंद्रीय बैंक जारी रहेगा अपने 8220 टुकड़े के दृष्टिकोण के साथ और धीरे-धीरे ब्याज दर में वृद्धि केवल 8221 वह निष्कर्ष निकाला है कि इस तरह के दृष्टिकोण की वजह से लीरा 8217 की स्लाइड को रोकने की संभावना नहीं है और आगे नीचे की तरफ से पता चलता है कि 3.90 यूएसडी बड़े ब्याज वृद्धि के मामले में मजबूत होने से पहले परीक्षण किया जा रहा है। पतन की वर्तमान दर पर, सप्ताह के अंत तक लीरा हो सकती है। सचेत। एक बार जब हम कुछ देखते हैं तो हमें यह पता लगाना होगा कि क्यों मैं फ़िनविज के पास गया और इस बीबीसी लेख को मिला स्निपेट: प्रधान मंत्री थेरेसा मई ने संकेत दिया कि यूरोपीय संघ से एक तथाकथित क्वाथर्ड ब्रेक्सिटक्वाट का पीछा करने के बाद पाउंड का मूल्य प्रमुख मुद्राओं के मुकाबले दो महीने का निम्नतम स्तर तक गिर गया है। स्टर्लिंग बोर्ड के पार 1 के बारे में गिर गया। एकमात्र मुद्रा जिसने इसके खिलाफ जमीन ली, वह तुर्की लीरा थी। प्रधान मंत्री ने स्काई न्यूज़ को रविवार को बताया कि वह ईयू को छोड़ने का सबसे अच्छा सौदा चाहते हैं हालांकि, उसने इस विचार को खारिज कर दिया कि यूके सदस्यता सदस्यता के बिट्स को रख सकता है। उसने कहा: बाहर आ रहे थे यूरोपीय संघ के किसी सदस्य के रूप में अब तक नहीं जा रहे थे। हालांकि टिप्पणीकारों ने इसे इस अर्थ के रूप में व्याख्याया है कि श्रीमती मेस ने यू.के. के एकल बाजार में यूपी को देश की अर्थव्यवस्था के लिए कट्टरपंथी परिणामों के साथ रखने की कोशिश नहीं की होगी। लोकलुभावनवादी राजनीति देर से सुबह, 1.2155 में डॉलर के मुकाबले पौंड 1.06 पर बंद हुआ, जबकि यूरो के मुकाबले यह 0.8 9 नीचे 1.1561 पर था। ईटीएक्स कैपिटल के सीनियर मार्केट विश्लेषक नेल्सन विल्सन ने कहा कि, थेरेसा मेस की टिप्पणियों को एक संकेत के रूप में लिया गया था, सोमवार को उद्धृत किया गया था कि एक सिंगल मार्केट एक्सेस पर यूके सरकार आव्रजन नियंत्रण को प्राथमिकता देगी। कोट की घरेलू लोकलुभावन राजनीति अब व्यापार कार्ड को तंग कर देती है, ऐसा लगता है, और वह पौंड पर वजन कर रहा है। क्विॉट श्री विल्सन ने स्टर्लिंग विनिमय दर में अधिक उतार-चढ़ाव की भविष्यवाणी की, और कहा कि यह आसानी से बैकक्वाट को उद्धृत कर सकता है क्योंकि राजनीतिक प्रवचन के स्वर में स्थानांतरित किया गया है। रेशनल एफएक्स के मुख्य कार्यकारी परेश डेविड ने कहा, "यूके में एक भी बाजार से बाहर निकलने की आशंका है कि वह पाउंड पर तौलना जारी रखता है, और हम उम्मीद करते हैं कि आगे और वास्तविक आधार पर स्पष्टता उभरने तक अस्थिरता जारी रहेगी। हालांकि, उन्होंने कहा: "सभी ब्रिटेन के लिए नहीं खो रहे हैं, क्योंकि पाउंड मूल्य में गिरावट ने अंतरराष्ट्रीय बाजार की गतिविधि को आकर्षित किया है और साथ ही साथ देश के निर्यात आंकड़े को भी बढ़ा दिया है। पौंड यूके के जून 2016 के तत्काल बाद में तेजी से गिर गया यूरोपीय संघ। कमजोर पौंड विदेशों में खरीदारों के लिए यूके के सामान सस्ता बनाता है, लेकिन आयातित वस्तुओं की कीमत बढ़ जाती है। विश्लेषकों का अनुमान है कि इस साल यूके की मुद्रास्फीति को ऊपर उठाने की उम्मीद है क्योंकि अर्थव्यवस्था के माध्यम से उच्च आयात की लागत का प्रभाव पड़ता है। पिछले हफ्ते, आर्थिक सर्वेक्षणों की एक स्ट्रिंग ने संकेत दिया था कि कंपनियां बढ़ती कीमतों के दबावों का सामना कर रही हैं क्योंकि आयात लागत में वृद्धि हुई है। नवंबर में उपभोक्ता मूल्य सूचकांक (सीपीआई) मुद्रास्फीति की दर 1.2 थी, जो अक्टूबर में 0.9 थी और अक्टूबर 2014 से उच्चतम, जब यह 1.3 पर थी। मैं चाहता हूं कि मेरा समूह यह करने के लिए खुद को शुरू करे और आपको जो कुछ करने की ज़रूरत है वह इस लिंक पर क्लिक करने के लिए है और आप उसी चीजों को ढूंढ सकते हैं जो मैं करता हूं। यदि आप उस लेख को लिंक करना चाहते हैं जो ठीक है मैं इसे देख सकता हूं और मेरी टिप्पणी दे सकता हूं ताकि आप सोच सकें कि जैसा मैं करता हूं, इसलिए आप जानते हैं कि एसपीआईएन (निरपेक्षता और वास्तविकता) क्या है, इस बारे में हमेशा जानकारी है। कृपया मुझे हमेशा प्रतिक्रिया दें ताकि हमारे पास चल रही चर्चा हो। हमारे पास हल्के जोखिम अब बंद हैं और आज कोई प्रमुख समाचार रिलीज़ नहीं है आप गोल्ड और यूएस डॉलर इंडेक्स और यूएस 10 साल भी देख सकते हैं। KeepCalmfk के लिए हेड यूपी मुझे पता है कि मैं पढ़ता हूं, लेकिन मैं आमतौर पर पोस्ट को जोड़ता हूं, इसलिए यदि आपने पूरी पोस्ट नहीं देखी है तो मैं इसे यहां पोस्ट कर दूंगा और निश्चित रूप से हर व्यक्ति को पढ़ना और समझना चाहिए कि वह क्या कहता है और आपको शुरू करना चाहिए यह स्वयं करने के लिए मैं तुम्हें सिखाना चाहता हूं कि मछली कैसे जाए ताकि आपको मेरे लिए मछली की जरूरत न हो। मैं चाहता हूं कि मेरा समूह यह करने के लिए खुद को शुरू करे और आपको जो कुछ करने की ज़रूरत है वह इस लिंक पर क्लिक करने के लिए है और आप उसी चीजों को ढूंढ सकते हैं जो मैं करता हूं। यदि आप उस लेख को लिंक करना चाहते हैं जो ठीक है मैं इसे देख सकता हूं और अपनी टिप्पणी दे सकता हूं ताकि आप सोच सकें कि जैसा मैं करता हूं, क्योंकि अब आप एसपीआईएन (सतर्कता और वास्तविकता) की जानकारी रखते हैं, हमेशा मुझे प्रतिक्रिया दें ताकि हमारे पास चल रही चर्चा हो। हमारे पास हल्के जोखिम अब बंद हैं और आज कोई प्रमुख समाचार रिलीज़ नहीं है आप गोल्ड और यूएस डॉलर इंडेक्स और यूएस 10 साल के बॉन्ड को देख सकते हैं। तत्काल दृश्य के लिए 5 मिनट चार्ट का उपयोग करें। फिनविज़ से यूएस 30 का 5 मिनट चार्ट। आपको EURUSD पर नजर रखने की ज़रूरत है, भले ही हम इस समय हमारे चार व्यापार योजनाओं में व्यापार नहीं कर रहे हैं, क्योंकि यह अमेरिकी डॉलर सूचकांक का 57.6 बना देता है। अब आप देख सकते हैं कि यू.एस. डॉलर इंडेक्स मजबूत हो रहा है, लेकिन अभी हम कारण का एक हिस्सा देखते हैं क्योंकि यह EURUSD से संबंधित है। 5 मिनट चार्ट अमरीकी डॉलर सूचकांक अब हम यूएस 10 साल के बॉन्ड को देखते हैं कि क्या यूएस बांड अरबों और ट्रिलियन डॉलर में पैसा पार्क करने के लिए बेच रहे हैं या खरीदा जा रहा है क्योंकि हम या तो जोखिम पर हैं या जोखिम 5 मिनट और फिनविज़ से चार्ट आपको यह देखने देता है कि वाणिज्यिक सदस्य दिसम्बर 2014 में शामिल हुए 1,471 डाक बस मैं फ़िन्विज गया था क्योंकि मैंने आपको अपना स्वयं का काम करने के लिए निर्देश दिया है, क्योंकि आप दूसरे से दूसरे स्थान पर नहीं हैं और ज़ोरेहेज का यह लेख आज सुबह सुबह 6:44 बजे बाहर आया और हमें बताता है कि क्या चल रहा है और आपके समय के अलावा सूचना के लिए कोई शुल्क नहीं है कृपया इसे सभी पढ़ें। यूरोपीय, एशियाई शेयरों में गिरावट और अमेरिकी इक्विटी इंडेक्स फ्यूचर्स शुक्रवार को मिश्रित मिलाकर सोमवार को डाउ जोंस की ताजा यादों को शुक्रवार को 20,000 के एक अंक से बढ़कर 20,000 पर पहुंच गया। डॉलर की ताजा भू-राजनीतिक चिंताओं पर फिर से बढ़ोतरी हुई है, जबकि पौंड शुक्रवार से अपनी गिरावट बढ़ाता है और थ्रेसेा मे से एक रविवार की साक्षात्कार में 10 सप्ताह के निचले स्तर पर स्लाइड किया गया है, जिसमें सुझाव दिया गया है कि कार्ड में कार्डधारक ब्रेंडिटॉट हो सकता है। तेल ईरान की आपूर्ति चिंताओं पर 54 एक बैरल से नीचे गिर गया, जबकि सोने गुलाब 0.6 से 1,180। शीर्ष कहानियों में संभावित उम्मीदवारों को 2018 में फेडरल रिजर्व का नेतृत्व करने का सुझाव दिया गया है कि वे चीन के व्यापार को नियंत्रित करने वाले सीकोड, कार्लाइल एयर प्रोडक्ट्स को चीन 8217 के शीर्ष औद्योगिक गैस निर्माता खरीदने की तलाश में कड़े नीति मैकडॉनल्ड 8217 से आगे बढ़ेंगे। सप्ताह के लिए एक महत्वपूर्ण ध्यान बुधवार को एक समाचार सम्मेलन होगा जिसमें डोनाल्ड ट्रम्प अपने जनवरी 20 उद्घाटन से पहले अपनी नीतियों का अधिक विवरण दे सकता है। ट्रम्प प्रशासन से अधिक आर्थिक उत्तेजनाओं की उम्मीदें ने अमेरिका में 8 नवंबर को होने वाली जीत के बाद स्टॉक, स्टॉक और बांड की पैदावार को बढ़ाने में मदद की है। पाउंड, तुर्की लीरा और दक्षिण कोरियाई के साथ एफएक्स बाजारों में फिसलकर शुरूआती दौर शुरू होने के बाद राजनीतिक जोखिम उभरकर सामने आए हैं, जबकि सोने की मांग और चीन की खरीदारी में बढ़ोतरी हुई है। फेडरल रिजर्व की अधिक ब्याज दरों में बढ़ोतरी के मामले में मजबूत अमेरिकी मजदूरी वृद्धि आंकड़े मजबूत होने से सोमवार को डॉलर अधिक बढ़ गया, जबकि ब्रिटेन के एक बाजार की कोई भी सदस्यता नहीं होने पर प्रधानमंत्री थेरेसा मेज़ पर ब्रिटेंस पाउंड गिर गया। फिर भी, ब्रितेंस ब्लू-चिप एफटीएसई 100 इंडेक्स फिर भी एक रिकॉर्ड उच्च हिट, सभी समय उच्च के अपने लकीर को जारी रखने, जैसा कि लंदन के बाजारों पर 2017 के पहले पूर्ण व्यापार सप्ताह शुरू हुआ। पैन-यूरोपीय STOXX 600 सूचकांक शुरुआती सौदा में 0.4 गिर गया। प्रधान मंत्री थेरेसा ने संकेत दिया कि वह ब्रेक्सिट वार्ता के दौरान आव्रजन का नियंत्रण हासिल करने की प्राथमिकता के साथ स्टर्लिंग को 10-सप्ताह के निचले स्तर पर छोड़ दिया गया था, जबकि उत्तर और दक्षिण कोरिया के बीच तनाव और तुर्की में संवैधानिक परिवर्तनों पर बहस के कारण सबसे तेज के लिए ट्रैक पर मुद्राओं के विकास के सूचक तीन सप्ताह में गिरावट यूरोपीय शेयरों में दूरसंचार और रियल एस्टेट सबसे बड़ी हारे हुए थे, जबकि चार दिनों में पहली बार तेल गिरा था। स्वर्ण गुलाब के रूप में निवेशकों की होल्डिंग्स ने यू.एस. चुनाव के बाद पहले बैक-टू-बैक वृद्धि को पोस्ट किया। zerohedgesitesdefau। n2020170.png कोट एफटीएसई में वृद्धि वास्तव में स्टर्लिंग की कमजोरी के कारण है, लेकिन ब्रेक्सिट की खबर बहुत अच्छी नहीं है इसलिए मैं एफटीएसई को बहुत ज्यादा फायदा न देख पाया, लंदन कैपिटल ग्रुप के बाजार रणनीतिकार आईपे ओज़कार्डकाया ने कहा। देश की खराब लोन की स्थिति के बारे में मूडीज़ से एक चेतावनी के बाद तुर्की लीरा को नए रिकॉर्ड चढ़ाव पर छोड़ दिया गया, जबकि उप प्रधान मंत्री कैनकली ने ब्याज दरों को उच्च स्तर पर ले जाने के लिए एक बयान देने योग्य अभियान का आरोप लगाया। zerohedgesitesdefau। y20lira0.jpg ब्लूमबर्ग नोट्स के रूप में मुद्राएं, बांड नहीं, निवेशकों के लिए राजनीतिक विकास के साथ नाराजगी व्यक्त करने के लिए पसंदीदा तरीके के रूप में उभरा है, क्योंकि क्वोथी को हस्तक्षेप के लिए कम असुरक्षित माना जाता है, जो चीन को छोड़कर ज्यादातर जगहों पर सच हो सकता है, जहां इस सप्ताहांत की रिपोर्ट के बाद चीनी रिजर्व दूसरे द्वारा गिरा दिया गया था 41 बिलियन, सभी आंखें इस बात पर हैं कि बीजिंग निरंतर पूंजी उड़ान से कैसे प्रतिक्रिया करता है शुक्रवार 8217 के 0.9 प्रतिशत पीछे हटने के बाद ऑफशोर युआन 0.4 प्रतिशत नीचे था। केंद्रीय बैंक ने डॉलर के मुकाबले तटवर्ती युआन संदर्भ दर 0.9 प्रतिशत कमजोर बनायी, हालांकि कुछ बैंक मॉडल की तुलना में अभी भी मजबूत है। इस बीच, ब्रिटिश पीएम मे रविवार को कहा गया था कि ब्रेक्सिट पर वार्ता के बारे में 8220 को सही रिश्ते को हटाना होगा, सदस्यता के बिट्स रखने के बारे में नहीं। 8221 एक तथाकथित कड़ी ब्रेक्सिट बैंक ऑफ इंग्लैंड को दरों को कम समय तक रखने के लिए दबाव बना सकता है, जबकि पाउंड और मुख्य शेयर सूचकांक में विदेशी-केंद्रित कंपनियों का समर्थन करते हुए, ब्लूमबर्ग ने कहा नतीजतन, पाउंड 1.215 9 पर गिर गया, 31 अक्टूबर के बाद से सबसे कम, लंदन में 11:04 बजे। अक्टूबर से यह स्पष्ट हो गया है कि स्टर्लिंग का राजनीतिक समाचार के साथ एक बहुत द्विआधारी रिश्ता है, और जो कोई भी सुझाव देता है कि एक कठिन ब्रेक्सिट स्टर्लिंग को भेजता है, और जो कोई सुझाव देता है कि एक नरम ब्रेक्सिट स्टर्लिंग भेजता है अक्टूबर 8 में पार्टी कॉन्फ्रेंस के बाद यह 8217 का मामला सामने आया है, जिसमें कहा गया है कि राबोबैंक की मुद्रा रणनीतिकार जेन फ़ॉले 8220 पॉलिटेक्स मुद्रा बाजारों के लिए इन दिनों के मुकाबले अधिक महत्वपूर्ण कारक हैं, 8221 ने कहा कि रॉयल बैंक ऑफ कनाडा में लंदन में वैश्विक विदेशी मुद्रा विनिमय रणनीति के प्रमुख एडम कोल ने कहा था, 8220 अब एक बहुत अधिक राजनीतिक अनिश्चितता है। 8221 भू-राजनीतिक अनिश्चितता के मद्देनजर, प्रारंभिक व्यापार में गिरावट के बाद, ब्लूमबर्ग डॉलर स्पॉट सूचकांक पहले के नुकसान से पुन: प्राप्त हुआ और यह 0.2 था। एशिया में, एमएससीआई के पूर्व जापान एशिया-प्रशांत शेयरों का सूचकांक दिन में फ्लैट था, जो पिछले सत्र में दुर्लभ नुकसान के बाद 0.5 प्रतिशत तक बढ़ गया था। आस्ट्रेलियास एसएमपीएएसएक्स 200 में 0.9 प्रतिशत की वृद्धि हुई जबकि हांगकांग के शेयर 0.2 थे। ट्रेडिंग हल्का था क्योंकि जापान छुट्टी के लिए बंद है। यूरोप में, स्टॉक्सक्स यूरोप 600 इंडेक्स लगभग चार सप्ताह में सबसे बड़ी गिरावट के लिए, निश्चित रूप से 0.5 पर गिर गया। मुख्य आउटफॉर्मफॉर्मर यूके बाजार था, एफटीएसई 100 इंडेक्स 10 वें लगातार दैनिक वृद्धि के लिए बढ़ रहा था, क्योंकि मजबूत आर्थिक आंकड़े एक गिरावट पाउंड में बिक रही खरीद के साथ मिला था। एयरलाइंस 8217 के मार्गदर्शन के अपडेट से विश्लेषकों को निराश किए जाने के बाद ड्यूश लुफ्थंसा एजी ने 5.6 प्रतिशत तक गिरावट दर्ज की। स्वीडिश बैंक स्वेन्स्का हैंडल्सबैंकन एबी ने क्रेडिट सुइस समूह एजी में डाउनग्रेड के बाद गिरा दिया। एसएपीपी 500 वायदा थोड़ा बदल गया था। न्यू यॉर्क में शुक्रवार को अंतर्निहित गेज शुक्रवार को 0.42% बढ़कर 2,276.98 के करीब पहुंच गया। दरों में, जर्मन 10-वर्षीय सरकारी बांड पैदावार दिन में 0.5 आधार अंक नीचे, 0.2 9 पर कारोबार करते थे। यह आंकड़ा दिसंबर, 1 99 1 के बाद से उच्चतम 0.33 प्रतिशत के करीब पहुंच गया, जब आंकड़ों के मुताबिक नवंबर में जर्मन निर्यात में 3.9 प्रतिशत की बढ़ोतरी आई है, जो मई 2012 के बाद से सबसे मजबूत मासिक लाभ है और पूर्वानुमान के आगे है। मार्केट स्नैपशॉट एसएम्पपी 500 वायदा 0.1 से 2271 की तुलना में कम है, स्टॉक्सक्स 600 नीचे 0.4 से 364 एफटीएसई 100 अप 0.2 से 7228 डीएसी 0.4 से 11555 जर्मन नीचे 10 या उससे कम 1 बीपी से 0.2 9 इबोटी की तुलना में कम है 10 साल के भीतर 10 बीबी से 1.9 स्पैनिश 10 साल के नीचे 6 बीपीएस नीचे 1.48 एसएमपीपी जीएससीआई इंडेक्स 0.8 से नीचे 395.1 एमएससीआई एशिया प्रशांत नीचे 0.2 से 138 हंग सेंग अप 0.2 से 22559 तक शंघाई कम्पोजिट अप 0.5 से 3171 एसएपीपीएएसएक्स 200 अप 0.9 से 5807 अमेरिकी 10 साल का उछाल 2बीपीएस से 2.4 डॉलर के ऊपर 0.23 से 102.45 डब्ल्यूटीआई क्रूड वायदा 1.7 से 53.06 नीचे ब्रेंट वायदा नीचे 1.7 से 56.11 के नीचे सोने की जगह 0.3 से 1,176 रजत की जगह 0.1 से 16.49 की तुलना में कम है शीर्ष प्रमुख समाचार संभावित फेड के अध्यक्षों सुझाव देते हैं वे सख्त नीति का पीछा करेंगे: 2018 में फेड के प्रमुख संभावित उम्मीदवारों ने मौद्रिक नीति का सुझाव दिया अगर वे मैकडॉनल्ड 8217 एस चाइना बिज़नेस टू सीआईटीसी, कार्लाइल: McDonald8217s चीन और हांगकांग में इसके संचालन के 80 इकाइयों को सिटिक और कार्लाइल ग्रुप एयर उत्पाद चीन के 8217 के शीर्ष औद्योगिक गैस निर्माता खरीदने के लिए दिखता है: हांगकांग में निवेश के आदान-प्रदान पत्र के बाद शेयरों की छलांग मोर्गन स्टेनली, यूबीएस ने योजना को बढ़ावा देने के लिए कहा जेवी स्टेक: बैंकों ने डेट्रोइट में 49 फ्रोजन के विनियामक सीमा तक को बढ़ावा देने की योजना बनाई है: ट्रम्प स्टंड बिल्डर्स एसयूवी के युग में कारें फिएट क्रिसलर अमेरिका में ट्रिप स्वीक वीडब्ल्यू टेप के बीच 1 बिलियन खर्च करती हैं हिप्पी हेरिटेज रिजैम्प के बीच इलेक्ट्रोमिक मायक्रोबस के साथ वोल्वो कारें दक्षिण कैरोलिना प्लांट 8217 के आधे से निर्यात करने की योजनाएं एफबीआई ने साजिश के आरोपों पर एक्स-वीडब्ल्यू एक्सीस को गिरफ्तार करने का आरोप लगाया: NYT 8216Rogue शुक्रवार को अमेरिका में मजबूत बंद होने के बाद एशियाई शेयर बाजारों में तेजी से कारोबार हुआ, जहां सभी 3 प्रमुख अमेरिकी शेयरों ने लाभ कमाया और डीजेआईए ने 20,000 के स्तर के 0.37 अंकों के भीतर आये। एएसएक्स 200 (0.9) लगातार पांचवें दिन हरे रंग में व्यापार करने के लिए बेहतर प्रदर्शन कर रहा है, आईटी सेक्टर अपने यूएस समकक्षों से उत्साह लेता है ताकि फ्लैट खोलने के बाद सूचकांक को ऊंचा किया जा सके। हालांकि, लाभ थोड़ा मजबूत AUD के रूप में छाया हुआ था, और खनन के नामों पर तराजू के कम सरकारी लोहे की अयस्क माँग की भविष्यवाणियां थीं। कोस्पी (फ्लैट) देश में अनिश्चितता के बीच लगी है क्योंकि संसदीय समिति ने राष्ट्रपति पार्क के आसपास के मुकदमे के लिए अंतिम सुनवाई आयोजित की थी, दक्षिण कोरियाई हेवीवेट एसके हेनिक्स के शेयरों के साथ 3 से अधिक तक के शेयरों ने सूचकांक को बचाए रखने में मदद की। चीन में, शंघाई कॉम्प (0.5) के साथ बाजारों को मिलाकर पीबीओसी और हैंग सेंग (0.3) की तुलनात्मक रूप से मजबूती से तरलता आपरेशन द्वारा बढ़ाया गया था, शुरू में चीन सीएसआरसी ने कहा था कि इस साल शेयर बाजार में जोखिम की रोकथाम के महत्व में वृद्धि होगी, हालांकि उत्साहित स्वर के अनुरूप होने के लिए सत्र की प्रगति हुई। निक्केई 225 कॉमिंग ऑफ एज हॉलिडे के कारण बंद हो गया था। शीर्ष एशियाई समाचार उत्तर कोरियाई नुक्स सेन हर्टिंग ट्रम्प री-चुनाव संभावनाएं: देश शायद चार साल के भीतर विश्वसनीयता के साथ दावा करेगा कि वह अमेरिका को परमाणु हथियार के साथ हिट कर सकता है सिंगापुर मांगें हांगकांग लौटा जब्त सैन्य वाहन: सिटी स्टेट अभी तक सीधे संवाद को खोलने के लिए नहीं है वाहक पर चीन रबर की कीमतों में घातक बाढ़ के नुकसान के रूप में चढ़ना थाई बागान: ऊर्जा क्षेत्र के सबसे उल्लेखनीय अंतर के साथ, यूरोपीय सिक्योरिटी (-0.4) व्यापारिक रूप से आज सुबह कम-से-कम कारोबार में रबड़ की आपूर्ति को प्रभावित करने के लिए बाढ़ आ गई। स्टॉक विशिष्ट आधार के संदर्भ में, वित्त वर्ष 2016 के ब्रांड की बिक्री 2.8 की रिपोर्ट करने के बाद, फोक्सवैगन (4) डीएफ़ में सर्वश्रेष्ठ कलाकार हैं। कहीं और, एफटीएसई 100 रुपये सकारात्मक क्षेत्र (0.1) में व्यापार करने की प्रवृत्ति, जीबीपी में नरमता से लाभान्वित निर्यातकों के साथ, कुछ लोग इस बात के बारे में भी बात कर रहे हैं कि थेरेसा के बाद सप्ताहांत में संकेत मिलता है कि एकल बाज़ार सदस्यता ब्रेक्सिट वार्ता में प्राप्त नहीं किया जा सकता यूरोपीय ईकॉन डेटा जर्मन नवम्बर इंडस्ट्रीज़ उत्पादन 0.4 एमएम स्था। 0.6 एमएम जर्मन नवंबर निर्यात 3. 9 मिमी स्था। 0.5 एमएम बैंक ऑफ फ्रांस दिसम्बर व्यापार भावना बढ़कर 102 बनाम 101 इटली बेरोजगारी की दर नवंबर स्था में 11.9 पर गुलाब। 11.6 यूरोजोन जनवरी सेंटीक्स निवेशक विश्वास 18.2 बनाम ईस्ट 12.8 यूरोज़ोन नवंबर बेरोजगारी दर 9.8 स्था। 9.8 शीर्ष यूरोपीय न्यूज जर्मन इंडस्ट्रियल आउटपुट इकनॉमिक स्ट्रेंथ के साइन में चढ़ते हैं: आउटपुट में नवंबर में अनुमानित अनुमानित 0.6 वृद्धि हुई है। अर्थव्यवस्था का मानना ​​है कि सर्दी आधे में ठोस उत्पादन वृद्धि मई सिग्नल यूके को रोकने के लिए सिंगल मार्केट से बाहर निकलें इमरजेंसी: मई 8220muddled8221 से इनकार करता है, वचन ब्रेक्सिट हफ्ते में ब्योरा मई 8217 के टिप्पणियों के रूप में कमजोर पड़ता है, ब्रैक्सिट क्रिसमस स्पोर्ट्स बेट्स विलियम हिल के लिए कड़े अंत में लाते हैं: लाभ लगभग 20 मिलियन पाउंड का होगा, तो उम्मीद है कि यूरो-एरिया बेरोजगारी 7 साल की निम्नतम विकास दर पर स्थिर होगी: बेरोजगारी बनी हुई है 9.8, जर्मनी में अनुमानित बेरोजगारी सबसे कम, ग्रीस और स्पेन में सबसे कम है, जून में सबसे ज्यादा बेरोजगारी दर बढ़ती है जून 2015 के बाद से लुफ्थांसा का पूर्वानुमान 8216 साफ नकारात्मक 8217: रुझानों में गिरावट आ रही है, विश्लेषकों का कहना है कि फ्रेसेनियस मेडिकल केयर शेयरों में मंदी के बाद रोगी- सहायता प्रस्तावना: लगभग 2 महीनों में सबसे ज्यादा शेयरों में इटली इटली मोंटे पस्ची में बाधा दौड़ता है यहां तक ​​कि कोशिश के बिना बचाव: यूरोपीय आयोग को राज्य सहायता के लिए आवेदन को मंजूरी देनी पड़ती है मुद्राओं में, पाउंड 10-सप्ताह का निम्नतम या 1.215 9 पर गिर गया, 31 अक्टूबर के बाद से सबसे कम, लंदन में 11:04 बजे। ब्लूमबर्ग डॉलर स्पॉट इंडेक्स पिछले नुकसान से बढ़ गया और 0.2 प्रतिशत ऊपर था। शुक्रवार 8217 के 0.9 प्रतिशत पीछे हटने के बाद ऑफशोर युआन 0.4 प्रतिशत नीचे था। केंद्रीय बैंक ने डॉलर के मुकाबले तटवर्ती युआन संदर्भ दर 0.9 प्रतिशत कमजोर बनायी, हालांकि कुछ बैंक मॉडल की तुलना में अभी भी मजबूत है। दिसंबर 15 के बाद से सबसे बड़ी गिरावट के लिए एमएससीआई इमर्जिंग मार्केट्स कैनेड इंडेक्स 0.4 प्रतिशत की गिरावट को खींचकर 1.3 फीसदी और लीरा 2.2 फीसदी गिर गया। येन 0.2 फीसदी की गिरावट के साथ 117.28 डॉलर पर रहा और जीने में 1.3 फीसदी गिरावट आई, सबसे अधिक दो महीने। वस्तुओं में वेस्ट टेक्सास इंटरमीडिएट क्रूड ऑयल में 1.5 फीसदी की गिरावट 53.16 डॉलर प्रति बैरल के स्तर पर आ गई, जो अमरीकी ड्रिलिंग ऑफ़सेट के संकेतों में वृद्धि के कारण ओपेक के सदस्यों ने नियोजित उत्पादन में कटौती के लिए मजबूर किया है। दबाव को जोड़ना ईरानी निर्यात में वृद्धि की शुक्रवार की रिपोर्ट थी और इसके अपतटीय सूची से बिक्री साथ ही अमेरिका के उत्पादकों द्वारा अधिक रिज के अलावा सोने की कीमत 0.4 प्रतिशत बढ़कर 1,176.7 औंस हो गई। सत्र में सीनेट, बजट सत्र में बजट प्रस्ताव पर विचार करें और नियमों से संबंधित बिलों और 10 जून की शुरुआत में निवेश पर विचार कर सकते हैं: सुप्रीम कोर्ट मौखिक तर्क 11:30 पूर्वाह्न सुनता है: एचयूडी सेक। जूलियन कास्त्रो हाउसिंग मार्केट पर टिप्पणियां और एचयूडी सहायता वाले निवासियों के लिए सुरक्षा प्रदान करता है अमेरिकी इवेंट कैलेंडर 9 बजे: फेड 8217 के रॉजेंरेन हार्टफ़ोर्ड, कनेक्टिकट 2 बजे बोलता है: फेडे 8217 के लॉकहार्ट रोटरी क्लब ऑफ अटलांटा 3 बजे तक: उपभोक्ता ऋण, नवम्बर 18.400 ब (पूर्व 16.018b) डीबीज़ जिम रीड ने रातोंरात लपेटो समाप्त कर दिया जैसा कि मेरा साल शुरू होता है मैं अपने स्वयं के लाभ के लिए 2017 में अब तक की महत्वपूर्ण प्रारंभिक कदमों के बारे में पढ़ना चाहता था। सबसे महत्वपूर्ण शायद दर और एफएक्स 10 वें खजाना की पैदावार 2.5 बीपीएस की तुलना में कम है, जहां हमने 2.420 पर 2016 को समाप्त किया था, हालांकि उस मुखौटा ने सप्ताह में 18.4 बीपीएस इंट्राडे उच्च-ते-निम्न रेंज की रही है। 0.2 9 4 में, दूसरी ओर 10 वीं बंड की पैदावार 9.3 बीपीएस ऊंची है जबकि इटली, स्पेन और पुर्तगाल में परिधि 10y उपज में क्रमशः 14.8 बीपीएस, 15.7बीपीएस और 28.5 बीपीएस उच्च है। वास्तव में, पिछली फरवरी के बाद से पिछली फरवरी के बाद से पहली बार 4 के बाद उत्तरार्द्ध में ईसीबी पीएसपीपी होल्डिंग डेटा के आंकड़े बताते हैं कि पिछले महीने पुर्तगाल में खरीद की अपेक्षित दर से इसकी निहित पूंजीगत कुंजी के मुकाबले बहुत धीमा है। ईसीबी के निहितार्थ चर्चा के साथ स्पष्ट रूप से अभी भी पिछले सप्ताह 8217 के यूरोपीय आंकड़े और विशेष रूप से मुद्रास्फीति की संख्या सभी काफी सहायक भी थीं। असल में हमारे यूरोपीय अर्थशास्त्री ने ध्यान दिया कि पिछले दशक के दौरान उनके सीरिया-मोमेंटम और सीरिया-आश्चर्य संकेतक वर्तमान में 85 और 90 के अपने संबंधित रीडिंग से ऊपर हैं। उनका संयुक्त रीडिंग ऐतिहासिक टिप्पणियों के शीर्ष दो प्रतिशत के करीब है। इस बीच एफएक्स में यूएसडी इंडेक्स सप्ताह के अंत में बहुत ज्यादा अपरिवर्तित रहा लेकिन फिर से एक उल्लेखनीय 2.43 रेंज के साथ। दरअसल, पर्याप्त रूप से काफी बढ़ोतरी हुई क्योंकि निवेशकों ने ट्रम्प 8217 के अपॉइंटमेन्ट्स और ट्वीट्स के साथ एफओएमसी मिनट संतुलित किया और चीन रेंमन्बी के लिए भी बड़ा कदम रखा, जिसने पिछले हफ्ते विदेशी मुद्रा रैली 1.81 को देखा। उस पर और अधिक शीघ्र ही एमएमसीआई ईएम इक्विटी इंडेक्स 828 वस्तुओं के रूप में 2.18 पर लौट चुका है और विशेष रूप से धातुओं 8211 में हाल के हाईज पर बिल्डिंग शुरू कर दिया था। कहीं और क्रेडिट बाजार सकारात्मक शुरू कर दिया है। यूएस सीडीएक्स आईजी में 64.7 बीपीएस पर 3 बीपीएस और हाल की चड्डी के करीब है जबकि यूरोप में आईटीआरएक्स मेन 4 9पीएस है, जो कि 69 बीपीएस पर 4 बीपीएस है, उस इंडेक्स में भी पिछले वर्ष 8217 रुपये की चड्डी पर लगी हुई है। आईटीआरएक्स के वरिष्ठ और उप पंख इंडेक्स के क्रमशः 7 बीपीएस और 23 बीपीएस के साथ फायदेमंद एक अच्छी शुरुआत के लिए मिल गए हैं। क्रेडिट में बड़ी खबर हालांकि प्राथमिक बाजारों के लिए अविश्वसनीय शुरुआत रही है। Indeed the US IG market stands out in particular with total issuance of over 60bn last week, making it one of the biggest weeks on record. Even more impressive is the fact that there was no one or two bumper offerings, unlike other record weeks. Finally, where it8217s been a bit quieter is equity markets. That said it8217s still been a decent start with the SampP 500 (1.70) and Dow (1.02) both up (the latter within a whisker of the 20,000 level) following further gains on Friday while the Stoxx 600 turned in a 1.12 return last week. European Banks also rallied to the tune of 3.79. The highlight of the upcoming first full week of 2017 might well be President-elect Trumps first news conference on Wednesday since his election win. His tweets continue to be market moving events for the stocks and sectors it influences and very soon there will be more and more macro consequences of his musings and actual policy decisions. So watch out for things to hot up after Wednesday. Remember also that the inauguration is a week on Friday and well soon be into the well watched first 100 days. China wont be far from Mr Trumps crosshairs in 2017 and as mentioned earlier the big story here so far this year has been the 1.81 strengthening of the offshore RMB last week. At one stage on Friday the currency was as much as 2.78 stronger in 2017 before it gave back some of those gains on Friday. It8217s given back another -0.48 this morning too with offshore lending rates also notably lower (CNH Hibor down to a still elevated 14 from 69 on Friday) and in fact it8217s now on course for the biggest two-slide since June last year. So China is ruffling a few feathers again at the start of a New Year. It8217s worth also noting that the weekend data showed that China8217s foreign reserves fell for a six month in a row in December and to a five-year low of 3.01tn, albeit pretty much bang on consensus. On a related topic, over the weekend our China economists published a report discussing their view of the Dec-31 Decree issued by the PBoC stipulating new reporting regulations regarding largesuspicious financial transactions. They highlight that the Decree could potentially pose a severe hit to 8220capital flight without cross-border fund flows8221. They also note that the Decree is an 8220infrastructure building8221 effort with regulatory implications far beyond capital control. Better tracing of largesuspicious financial transactions will not only serve for anti money laundry, but also help with, for instance, regulation of shadow banking activities. Elsewhere this morning equity markets in Asia are generally off to a decent start to the week. The Shanghai Comp (0.56), ASX (0.93), Hang Seng (0.04) and Kospi (0.12) have all edged higher while markets in Japan are closed for a public holiday. There8217s been some interesting corporate news too with the announcement that McDonald8217s is to sell 80 of its China franchise for about 2bn with Chinese state-backed conglomerate Citic Group to take a 52 stake. Meanwhile Sterling (-0.38) has weakened following a Sky News interview yesterday with UK PM Theresa May in which she said the eventual exit of the UK from the EU will be about 8220getting the right relationship8221 and 8220not about keeping bits of membership8221. May also played down Ivan Rogers8217 comments last week when he criticised the government8217s 8220muddled thinking8221, while May added that the government 8220will be setting out some more details in coming weeks as we look ahead to triggering Article 508221. Moving on. For those that missed it, Friday was all about the final US employment report of 2016. While headline nonfarm payrolls may have appeared a touch disappointing at first glance having come in slightly below consensus (156k vs. 175k expected), there was also a cumulative 19k of net positive revisions to the prior two months. That was a similar story for private payrolls (144k vs. 170k expected) where the November reading in particular was revised up to 198k from 156k at the first reading. Meanwhile the rest of the report was generally supportive. The U-3 unemployment rate ticked up as expected to 4.7 although the broader U-6 rate dropped one-tenth to 9.2 and in doing so hit a new postfinancial crisis low. The labor force participation rate nudged up one-tenth to 62.7 while average weekly hours held steady at 34.3hrs. The report might however be best remembered for the 0.4 mom gain in average hourly earnings (vs. 0.3 expected) which has helped the YoY rate to accelerate to 2.9 from 2.5 - the highest since June 2009. As noted earlier US equities took heart from the report, helping the SampP 500 to rise 0.35 while 10y Treasury yields reversed a decent part of the moves in the previous two days to close 7.5bps higher. The USD index (0.69) also rallied back while Gold (-0.63) nudged lower. The other data in the US on Friday didn8217t offer too much to the debate. The November trade balance revealed a further widening in the deficit to 45.2bn from 42.4bn. Finally factory orders weakened a little bit more than expected in November (-2.4 mom vs. -2.3 expected). Following all that the Atlanta Fed left their Q4 GDP forecast unchanged at 2.9 while the NY Fed raised their growth forecast to 1.9 from 1.8. There was also some Fedspeak to take stock of on Friday. The Philadelphia Fed8217s Harker said that 8220I8217m pencilled in for 3 rate increases8221 this year. The Dallas Fed8217s Kaplan confirmed that the December SEP, which had a median projection of 3 rate hikes this year 8220gives you a sense of my views8221 but that the Fed needs to be nimble to revise forecasts as events unfold. Finally the usually dovish Chicago Fed8217s Evans confirmed that 2 hikes this year is 8220not an unreasonable expectation8221 and that 3 hikes is 8220not implausible8221. Before we look at the week ahead, for completeness in Germany on Friday the hard data was a little bit disappointing with both November factory orders (-2.5 mom vs. -2.4 expected) and retail sales (-1.8 mom vs. -0.9 expected) declining more than expected. The European Commission8217s index of economic sentiment was however reported as rising 1.2pts in December to 107.8 and more than expected. Moving now to this week8217s calendar. We8217re kicking off the week in Europe this morning with Germany where the latest industrial production and trade data is due. Business sentiment data in France follows along with the latest house price data in the UK, before we get then get the Sentix investor confidence reading for the Euro area and also the November unemployment rate reading. Over in the US we8217ve got the usual post-payrolls lull but the November consumer credit reading will be out this evening. We8217re kicking off Tuesday in China where the December CPI and PPI prints will be due. In Europe the only data due out is the latest industrial production numbers in France while in the US the NFIB small business optimism reading is due for last month, along with the November wholesale inventories and trade sales report and also the November JOLTS job openings report. Wednesday kicks off in the UK with the November trade data and also industrial and manufacturing production prints. There8217s no data of note in the US on Wednesday. Japan gets things going on Thursday with November trade data. During the European session we8217ve got inflation data in France, GDP in Germany and industrial production data for the Euro area all due. Over in the US the data includes initial jobless claims, import price index and the December monthly budget statement. During the Asia session on Friday the highlight is likely the December trade report in China. It8217s a quiet end to the week in Europe with no notable releases due. In the US we finish the week with the December PPI report and retail sales, November business inventories and finally a first look at the January University of Michigan consumer sentiment reading. Away from the data the Fedspeak this week consists of Rosengren and Lockhart today, Harker, Evans, Bullard and Kaplan on Thursday and Fed Chair Yellen early on Friday morning when she is due to host a town hall meeting with educators from across the country. QampA is however expected. The ECB will also release the minutes from the December policy meeting on Thursday. Meanwhile, this week earnings season will start to kick into gear with JP Morgan, BofA and Wells Fargo all reporting on Friday. Perhaps the most hotly anticipated event this week however will be President-elect Trump8217s aforementioned general news conference on Wednesday, the first since his election victory. That will also come one day after President Obama8217s televised farewell speech from Chicago. COMMENTARY FROM BENJAMINIS: See Ladies and Gentleman. now that you know how I get all the news and expert commentary you can do it now by yourself. My main point is that it is not that hard to learn and improve your Forex trading. We already see the great results from our Forex Traders themselves. I first want to talk about having an EDGE. Fundamentals by themselves is not an EDGE. However using Money Flow between Asset Classes from here on I will include in my basket of 100 of what a winning Forex Trader needs. I will not refer to it as a fundamental anymore since new people coming to this thread put my method as including Money Flow as a fundamental which it actually is however not in the same way as most people understand Fundamentals. This week we will get to see Non Farm Payroll (N F P) and as any experienced Fundamental Forex Trader knows it usually is a fantasy number created by the BLS however next to a FED rate announcement it is the one number that can move markets hundreds of PIPS in seconds and minutes. Whatever the number Trillions of Fiat Currencies and other Asset Classes will start to change values as we quotSEEquot the Money Flow. That is why I call it my EDGE and once you know it and understand it well then it becomes your EDGE as well. Here are the 5 important things that any Forex Trader that belongs to the minority of constant profitable Forex Traders. which I have named. The 5 Club needs to have. Of course in my opinion, I would think that very few Professional Forex Traders use the EDGE. Of course when you know about it then anyone can use it. Each of the following five important things which I have given a weighting of 20 to each makes up what a profitable Forex Trader needs to have in order of IMPORTANCE. (1) The ability of the Forex Trader to control their FEAR and their GREED and their EGO. Perhaps the last one is the most important of the three since the MARKET is always right. Using Money Flow puts you with the Market instead of against it as your Forex Account keeps losing the value in it. The reason that I teach Forex Traders whether experienced or new to Forex trading with a 50,000 US Dollars Demo Account is because that is how I learned my trade starting during 2003. By learning to trade with 50,000 US Dollars in Demo Funds, then I had no FEAR or GREED. However after 3 years of Forex Demo Trading I surely had EGO since month in and month out my Return On Investment (ROI) was constantly over 10 a month or 120 a year. (2) Money Flow. I have now explained why. (3) Risk Management. That is next to Money Flow the KEY element of my Forex Trading since when you blow your account whether you are trading with too little capital as the majority of Retail Traders are or because of a Black Swan event such as Brexit or Europe banking issue such as we have in Italy at the moment or the Swiss Central Bank as they did a few years ago say one thing and then next moment announce a major change in their policy and 500 PIP movements happen in seconds. The absolute MINIMUM Forex Account that I would and could trade with would be 10,000 US Dollars. I would be glad to answer questions as to why although most will understand. What if you do not have 10,000 US Dollars trade with. Prove to yourself that you have the skills and the knowledge to trade with profits then you will have no problems finding funds to trade Forex with. After my 3 years of Forex Demo Trading, I went out and found 6 clients that first deposited initially 50,000 US Dollars and within 3 months along with the profits that I was generating in my first three months of Forex trading from March 2006 to June 2006, I was managing well over 100,000 US Dollars. (4) Technical Indicators which includes all parts of it whether Support and Resistance or Supply and Demand or Pivot Points. I use when I do daily trades the 5 Minute Charts along with the 15 Minute Charts and 30 Minute Charts to go along with the 4 Hour Charts. When you toss a rock in the river the first ripple is the 5 Minute Chart and then on to the 30 Minute and the two others. I use other indicators aside from the standard ones which are SAR and Fractal and Awesome Oscillator. The most important one that I look at when I enter into a Forex Trade is Support and Resistance so if I am going long or short I enter either at the TOP or BOTTOM of the Chart that I am using. Of course my Risk Management protects me from Human Errors or EGO. (5) Fundamentals. I am fairly sure most of those reading my words today or whenever they read it might be surprised how a Forex Trader such as myself who posts a tremendous amount of research can list fundamentals as number (5) in order of importance. It is the research that allows me to clearly understand the difference between PERCEPTION (Markets) and REALITY (Research) Then I know what will most likely happen in the future and I am better prepared to deal with it. I hope that this post of my daily Morning Thoughts answers some of your questions both for the 12 Forex Traders using the 50,000 US Funds Demo account with FXCM UK or anyone else. There is no reason that an experienced trader reading this thread or anyone else to not open a 50,000 US Dollars FXCM UK account so they can use the knowledge that we share here to learn new things and try them without having any FEAR of LOSS. As always. I look forward to feedback and thoughts and anything that you care to share with us on our Thread. Hi Benjamin Thank you for all of the links and heads ups so far, I keep this thread on my computer open in the background throughout the day and as I have a chance between work and lunch I read through the posts. But today being my first day back in office is a bit hectic, so will catch up tonight after work or when I have time in between. I must still find a balanceroutine between work and trading, as trading is want I want to do fulltime, but my jobwork is what I must do. जबरदस्त हंसी। Ps. I have registered for the free trail on ransquawk, someone. I will tell you that you have the skills to become a full time Forex trader. For the moment keep your day job and hopefully soon we will find the way for you to have the job that you have the desire and interest in. It is a great pleasure to work with you and look forward to the future. Update on my trades so far for the day. I have a total of 6 positions on my MT4 Demo FXCM account. All 6 positions has positive Stop losses, so currently no risk. I had 4 positions opened on my Demo Trading station FXCM account. I closed on JPY with a profit of 414. I have 3 positions left, I have moved 2 of the 3 positions to break even. Total of 2 risk. Excellent Forex Trading - Keep it up and Stay Calm. my friend. No criticism wayfarer and you are part of the team and I am happy that you are. You are doing very well. बधाई। We are learning together and the results show the truth of that. Nomi Prins: This is an Ongoing Financial Crisis Nomi Prins while in Berlin, Germany in December 2016 joined investigative journalist Lars Schall to discuss what she has identified as an ongoing financial crisis. During the in depth conversation they highlight the indicators that signal we are in an ongoing financial crisis, how involved the big banks are in the existing monetary system and exactly why the next global financial crash will be the worst experienced yet. Nomi Prins is the best selling author of All the Presidents8217 Bankers and is currently working on her latest book, Artisans of Money . Prins8217 is a former Wall Street insider who has worked previously at some of the largest banks in the world including Goldman Sachs, Lehman Brothers and Chase Manhattan Bank. She continues to be a strong advocate for Glass-Steagall Act legislation and financial reforms of Wall Street. When posed with the question regarding the financial crisis that began in 2008, and what may be in store for the ongoing crisis she remarked, 8220If we look at why the problems of 2008 happened, it was because issues in the United States financial structure at the beginning of the 20008217s had not been solved. We had deregulation of the financial industry in 1999, which allowed banks to consolidate deposits and loans. It allowed them to participate in more speculative betting activities. After that, two years later, we had a minor recession where scandals filled in our energy, telecoms and banking sectors. We then had substantially lower rates stemming in 2002 and 2003 that made banks turn to find something else they could make a lot of money. That something else was subprime mortgages that had been repackaged and sold multiple times over. When we get to 2007 and 2008, all of that fell apart.8221 8220 What is different now, and why it is worse, and why we are only in the first phase of a much bigger financial crisis is because we have had eight years of buildup. From the central bank8217s perspective, they are coming in and subsidizing the system 8211 what I call artisanal money 8211 where you manufacture money, print it and do not separate banks, regulate them or reduce any real risks they impose on the economy. Now, we are falling from a height where even greater debt, capital and cheap money has all been pushed into the financial system. When we fall is in question, but that we will fall is definite. 8221 8220In the wake of the crisis the Federal Reserve had a different role. That was to organize and coordinate its own monetary policy throughout the world. This began in the wake of the financial crisis in the United States, which was to reduce rates to zero and to adopt a massive quantitative easing (buying additional debt securities into the books of the Fed). It was not simply lending at zero, it was making money available in various ways to the big banks. It was also buying debt securities, effectively making money available to the government, all through the Fed in order to preserve the financial system and give the big banks liquidity needed to continue to be big. The Fed then exported this policy throughout the world. It became something that was coordinated with the Bank of Japan, the European Central Bank and others. This is what we are living through today.8221 When asked about the big banks and their involvement in the crisis she responded, 8220They were the same big banks that pushed the deregulation in 1999. They pushed deregulation of Glass-Steagall Act from 1933, which separated their functions, and was eventually repealed. It allowed them to consolidate their size, risk and complexity into one 8220house.8221 These are the same banks at the core of the financial crisis. They were the big six banks in the United States that include JPMorgan Chase, Bank of America, Citigroup, Wells Fargo, Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley. They are still the banks that, since the crisis, have become about 43 bigger in the total amount of deposits they hold. They8217ve almost doubled in terms of the amounts of assets that they hold 8211 relative to the amount prior to the crisis 8211 and still maintain 95-97 hold on all of the trading assets that exist in the U. S banking sector. The bigger banks have become bigger since the crisis. 8221 dailyreckoningwp-conten. rins-Lars-.jpg She then remarked on the problematic standings of the U. S central bank, 8220The idea that the Federal Reserve is that it is technically not a government entity but it is not a private institution. It is somewhere in the middle. The reality is that it is constructed with shares and proportionally allocated by the banks that ultimately get help from the Federal Reserve. For example, the biggest banks have a higher percentage share of membership in the Federal Reserve than the smaller banks. When there is a problem they have a bigger call on that. Either the banks are very greedy, or they continue to require money that has no cost because they do not have the ability to function as financial institutions without that external help. Or both.8221 files. admin. agorafinancial. c. ey-635x120.jpg ads. agorafinancialwwwd. ampcb3dce04e65f The interviewer then asked about the influence of China8217s alternative approach to the West and the increasing Eastern shift following the 2008 financial crisis. Lars Schall noted an IMF report as saying, 8220The gold bullion component of monetary gold is the only case of a financial asset with no counterpart liability.8221 To that, alternative currency discussion and the ongoing financial crisis Prins8217 highlights, 8220One of the things that China has done is seek to establish itself as more of a dominant reserve currency. Up until October of last year China was not in the special drawing rights basket of the IMF. A standing in which the U. S dollar is still the supreme currency because it is the currency of choice. This means that most central banks have it in their reserve. To that extent the Federal Reserve, as a dominant central bank, has more control over global policy. It exerted that power in the wake of the financial crisis. China was not able to exert any of that. So what they did was find a new way to get into the SDR and have their currency adopted into more of a global reserve basis and come in at the middle reserve in the basket of currency players.8221 8220Gold is the other side of that. It would allow China to be able to maintain greater stability. Having gold is a way to get back to a more independent equilibrium. One element is central banks and currency8230 the other is to have something else to be used in the event of a crisis. It offers an element to create stability. In terms of buying gold, it is a way to move away from the dependency of the dollar.8221 Speaking to the same perceived Chinese concern out of the West, when asked about accusations over concern over currency manipulation she noted, 8220It has been policy of individuals from both party lines to bash China as a currency manipulator. President Obama8217s first Treasury Secretary and head of the Federal Reserve all had labeled China as a currency manipulator. Donald Trump has simply maintained this idea of blaming China for trade and deficit issues that the United States has experienced. Trade is the bigger issue. I see Trump continuing to go about potential bilateral and individual trade agreements. China will also continue to seek alternative trade options to the West.8221 To see the full interview with Nomi Prins and Lars Schall click here . Regards, FAQ: Your Downloadable Videos DVD Download Limits (CLICK for Info) Question: What are the limitations on how amp where I can download videos from Answer: For the download area, where we archive the webinars plus other resouces you agree to login from a maximum of one computer at one physical location, total (no more than 2 unique IP addresses (our security script checks this, and auto-disables logins if more than 2 locations are detected, cumulative to prevent unauthorized password sharing). 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O. box, as this takes longer to deliver to (as long as 2-3 weeks extra for USA orders, and 3-4 weeks longer for international orders, since we can8217t ship via priority airmail to PO boxes, as we do for regular orders). Your system includes much more than just the DVDs, since you also get access to exclusive new bi-monthly trading webinars with Ken Calhoun, your members8217 area and other resources available exclusively to registered original system owners for a full eighteen months following your purchase this is a multi-faceted system that includes several important components (dvds, webinars, members8217 area) which you get once you order. Order your Stock Trading Success System now so you can put it to work helping you learn how to trade better 8211 today FAQ: How It Works, Once You Order (CLICK for Info) Your Stock Trading Success System Owners8217 Experience: What Happens Next, Explained Step By Step Step 1: You place your order, using VisaMCPaypal. The journey begins. कभी भी कोई मासिक शुल्क या अन्य शुल्क नहीं है जो हम व्यापारियों से शुल्क लेते हैं। It8217s a comprehensive trading 8220how to8221 educational trader training system, with all 14 DVDs (or access to download version site, depending on which version you order) and Stock Trading Success system owners8217 webinars included for one low investment. Step 2: Downloadable DVD video option: If you ordered this version, once your order is approved, you8217ll be sent your individual login and passwords to both the regular members8217 site (for webinar download videos, pdfs and more) and your loginpass to a second site that has downloadable DVD video. wmv links. No physical dvds are shipped. Step 2: Physical DVD option: If you ordered this version, once your order is approved, we have Amazon8217s Createspace division ship your 14-DVD system to you via priority airmail (allow 2-3 weeks for delivery). If possible do not use a shipping address with a P. O. box, as this takes longer to deliver to (as long as 2-3 weeks extra for USA orders, and 3-4 weeks longer for international orders, since we can8217t ship via priority airmail to PO boxes, as we do for regular orders). Physical DVD option does Not also include download version. Step 3: Within 24 hours after you order, you8217ll get the first email from us with your unique loginusername for the members8217 area, which contains pdfs, mp3s, and full 1-hour video recordings of the most recent 2 members8217-only webinars. Step 4: Every 6-8 weeks for a full 18 months, you8217ll get a new webinar for Stock Trading Success System owners, held by Ken Calhoun, where you will learn updated strategies, and have plenty of time to ask interactive questions, and get answers. Your gotowebinar link will be sent to you automatically. You8217ll learn current-market charts to update your techniques and strategies with new tactics every other month, so it8217s a great way to stay current, plus get new trading tactics. You get access to the members8217 area for 18 months. Step 5: Within 24-48 hours after each Stock Trading Success System owners8217 webinar is held, we8217ll upload the high-resolution blu-ray quality complete recording of the webinar to the members8217 area, where you can download it. These are in crystal-clear. wmv video format, usually 220-400 Mb in size. Step 6: We also have a members-only password protected area that you can access, to download recent webinars. यह आपके स्टॉक ट्रेडिंग सफलता प्रणाली के साथ-साथ पूरे 18 महीनों के लिए भी शामिल है। We keep the most recent two webinars posted (only) in the member8217s area, so in case you miss one during your 18 months with us, you can download it. Be sure to download your webinars within 60 days after each event, since they8217re removed from the members8217 area after that time. By ordering, you agree to not ask us to reupload old videos, and that you will download your videos on time. Step 7: It8217s a comprehensive coaching system, because you can ask questions during the webinars and get answers from Ken, plus get updated trading strategies for the current markets, for combining candle patterns with specific momentum breakout and reversal patterns for stocks and ETFs. You will get ongoing access to bi-monthly exclusive system owners webinars held every two months for a full eighteen months following your purchase, and much more. Your bonuses will also be shipped soon. We do not answer individual trader questions via email all questions can be asked during the webinars. Welcome to the Stock Trading Success System owner8217s club Shipping Times (Physical DVD option orders only): Your 14-DVD system will be shipped from Amazon8217s Createspace fulfillment center within several days after receiving your order shipping times for USA orders are 2-3 weeks international orders please allow 3-4 weeks. Once you place your order, you should get a instant confirmation email from 1ShoppingCartAuthorize confirming your order has been received. All our courses are sold separately, purchase of the Stock Trading Success system includes access to what8217s on this page. We do not send out tracking confirmation information your order will be shipped by Amazon8217s Createspace division and will arrive within several weeks after you place your order. Please do not contact us within 7-14 days after your place your order, asking for your order shipment information instead allow at least 2 weeks before contacting us. Since it8217s a big package it takes Amazon several days to create, pack and ship it to you and it usually takes up to 2-3 weeks to arrive, since it8217s such a big package. We ship via priority airmail (USPS or Fedex). You get access to the members8217 area for 18 months. You8217ll get an additional email from us within 24 hours after you place your order with access directions to the members area, where you can download the most-recent two system owner8217s webinar videos and get additional resources. You8217ll also get webinar access updates in the members8217 area before each new event, with your webinar login information, for the next upcoming 18 months worth of webinars that are held every 6-8 weeks, for all system owners. Limit access to a single computer, single physical location. TERMS OF SALE: For full terms of sale, see our terms page at daytradinguniversitycalhountos. htm . 1. For the download area, where we archive the webinars plus other resouces you agree to login from a maximum of one computer at one physical location (no more than 2 unique IP addresses (our security script checks this, and auto-disables logins if more than 2 locations are detected to prevent unauthorized password sharing). Do not order if you need to login from multiple locations or from multiple computersdevices, nor while traveling. If you need to travel, wait until you8217re at your single main login location (such as your home computer, at home) to logindownload. By joining, you give us permission to track your IP address login information for security purposes. You agree to keep all information, including downloads, completely confidential, for your own personal use only. 2. By purchasing this, you agree to keep it for your own individual use only and not resell nor redistribute it in any way, per the terms of our End User License Agreement (EULA), because the DVDs are a compone nt of an individually-licensed trading system that is nontransferable. All sales are final and no refunds are offered, since this is copyable media. 3. आप डाउनलोड करने योग्य सामग्री का बैकअप अपने दम पर रखने के लिए सहमत हैं, हम डाउनलोड क्षेत्र से सामग्री हर दो महीने में स्थायी रूप से निकाल देते हैं। It is your responsibility to download and backup webinar download videos. We cannot reupload old content nor re-enable old download links after two months have passed, for any content. 4. We cannot replace lost nor damaged dvds if you damage or lose them it is your responsibility to care for them. It is your responsibility to check all DVDs to ensure they play correctly within 30 days of getting them, any defective dvds will be replaced once you return the defective ones, limited to 30 days after initial purchase date only. 5. NO INCOME NOR EARNINGS NOR PROFITABILITY CLAIMS ARE BEING MADE TYPICAL RESULTS ARE THAT ALL CUSTOMERSTRADERS WILL INCUR TRADING LOSSES, STOCK TRADING IS A HIGH-RISK, SPECULATIVE ACTIVITY. EULA: SYSTEMS ARE INDIVIDUALLY LICENSED PER END-USER LICENSE AGREEMENT AND YOU HEREBY AGREE THAT YOU ARE THE END USER AND WILL NOT RESELL NOR OTHERWISE REDISTRIBUTE, RESELL, NOR LEND THE CONTENT CONTAINED HEREIN BY ANY MEANS. सभी बिक्रियां फाइनल हो गई हैं। TRADE CAREFULLY, AND BEST WISHES FOR SUCCESS WELCOME ABOARD TO THE STOCK TRADING SUCCESS SYSTEM. FAQ: Getting Started, Step by Step (CLICK for Info) You8217ll want to get started immediately. We8217ve put together a quick and easy process to help you get the most from your trading system, so you can start using it instantly8230 Step 1: Once You Download Your Videos, (or receive your dvds, depending on which version you ordered) tart watching them to learn all the trading techniques. You8217ll also get your private membership website access login and password, where you will get complete downloadable pdfs, teleseminar audio downloads and more. (For downloadable video orders, you get high-quality. wmv format videos). (For physical dvd orders, these are genuine region-free DVDs (not just computer-only discs), so you can play them in your television set8217s dvd player (or PS34Xbox) as well as on your computer.) Step 2: Develop a 8216Quick-Start8217 Trading Plan: an important part of trading using our techniques is developing a consistent step by step plan that tells you exactly how to trade, which signals to use, and how to manage risk. Plus, how to capitalize on the best patterns the instant you see them. The key is to start simple, then gradually add more and more 8220signal strength8221 by combining patterns and signals. You8217ll learn our best tips in this system. Step 3: Test and Improve Your Trading Patterns: as you test out various patterns, you8217ll start discovering which signals produce the most consistent trade entries and exits for your individual trading style . You8217ll learn the process we use to develop entry and exit signals, how we try to avoid false breakouts, how to 8220scale in and out of positions8221, and much more 8211 all included in your system, to help you follow up and actually use what you8217ve learned in the 14-DVD complete trading system. Here8217s yet another taste of what you8217ll be feasting on in this professional, immensely practical step-by-step trading system for active traders: How to quickly spot realtime entry and exit signals you8217ll put the stunning power of intraday and swing trading candle patterns with momentum time amp sales tape-reading plays for precision entries and exits. You8217ll learn our favorite tactics for doing this in your Stock Trading Success system. Where to find our favorite gap and breakout patterns, illustrated in crystal-clear step by step video (once you learn this scanning technique, you may never go back to your old trading style again) How to scan for and plan your trading day quickly each morning, as you watch us walk you through two entire premarket planning and scanning sessions 8230(these important scanning strategies and trade entry tactics show you how our trading tacitcs work using actual live-market examples that were captured for you in the market) Step by step strategies you can use to quickly start seeing our top trading tactics in action, as soon as you work your way through each DVD in your system (you8217ll learn the specific signals and patterns we trained all our traders in at the live event, captured in downloadable videos, or region-free genuine DVDs you can watch on your television or pc at home, using any DVD player, XboxPS34, depending on which version you order) Secrets to selectively trading the open range breakouts and gaps that other traders fail to spot in time (or even worse, trade in the wrong direction) 8230and how to confirm entries using easy-to-spot candlestick and market internal signals (signals that many traders completely miss out on) 8230And that8217s is just the tip of the iceberg You get downloadable videos (or 14 massive DVDs, if you ordered those), over 1076 minutes (that8217s 17 hours) packed with useful new strategies8230 all delivered to your doorstep . FAQ: I ordered DVDs years ago, how do I order downloads (CLICK for Info) Question: I ordered Stock Trading Success DVDs years ago, how do I order downloads Answer: Good news we8217ve arranged a discount package including download access pass Plus a full year of new bi-monthly webinars with Ken Calhoun (6 total) for just 397. Eligibility: for all traders who have already ordered the 14-dvd system directly from us (only). So if you8217ve already bought the physical 14-DVD system from us, you can now order the download version Plus get new webinars, held every other month with Ken8230it8217s easy For the order link, contact us with a) your full first name amp last name b) original order date (monthyear) c) order ID if you have it and d) email you used when ordering. You must provide your email you used when originally ordering from us plus your first and last name, at minimum, to confirm eligibility. The other one, for DVD downloads, is private and will be sent to all New customers who order the download version starting March 2016. Question: I ordered Stock Trading Success DVDs years ago, can I get free downloads No 8212 because of the bandwidth (over 14Gb) and administrative costs we are instead offering a generous discount (plus new webinars) to our valued earlier physical DVD system owners. Only original owners who bought the 14-DVD system directly from us are eligible to order the discounted download-access version. CLICK Here for the Whole Story (this is good) From: Steve Nison and Ken Calhoun Tuesday, 10:27 a. m. Dear Active Trader, If you8217re an active stock trader who8217s ever wanted to see the 8220inner workings8221 of trading live market charts in realtime8230. while confidently seeing our very best trading methods then this will be the most exciting messages you8217ll read all year8230 and here8217s why: Now for the first time ever , you8217ll 8220watch the action8221 happen in front of your very eyes . as you rapidly learn how we spotted realtime chart breakouts . during two complete full-day trading market sessions, all carefully captured in crystal-clear video8230 This powerful new system is unlike any other EVER released, because for the first time ever, it captures HOW to use the candle patterns and professional western active trading skills with live 8220in motion8221 charts. It8217s designed specifically for BOTH swing traders and intraday stock traders . We captured every single nuance of how to trade, step-by-step, for two LIVE market days, using actual market charts as they unfolded, candle by candle, trade by trade, so you can actually see how to trade the patterns yourself with real time market examples. Think of it as the 8220missing link8221 that you need to see for street-smart genuine trading skills, explained with easy-to-understand actual charts in action. This is the essential 8220see it in action with live markets8221 you need to take your trading skills to the next level. It8217s designed as a virtual 8220live NASDAQNYSE trading floor8221 experience, to help you use the patterns to react and manage trades for real. You8217ve never seen these techniques before, anywhere else because we wanted to show you all-new trading strategies illustrated with actual markets. It reveals how to COMBINE the best of Steve8217s amazing candle patterns with Ken8217s strongest professional breakout 8220tape reading8221 and swing trading tactics, applied to realtime stock charts as they happen And the best part is, it8217s explained step by step to you, so you8217ll learn exactly how to trade live markets, chart by chart. It8217s just like being there in person with us as we coach you with 8220markets in motion8221 This is crucial to helping you not only understand what the patterns are, but how we actually look for trading entries in a live market situation. For both swing and intraday trading 8230 We reveal everything you need to confidently discover our top trading tactics, all illustrated from start to finish8230 In fact, you8217ll now know exactly what to look for the next time you put on a trade, using actual market entry and exit training from two complete days worth of live markets8230 never-before-seen, rare live market footage 8220deconstructed8221 in front of you to learn from. Many traders who8217ve come to us for training usually just trade with one trading method8230 either they8217ll use Japanese Candlesticks, or Western technical indicators like volume breakouts. But there8217s a smarter way to trade8230 How To 8220Fight Back8221 In the Epic Battle Between Us Regular Traders and Wall Street8217s Specialists amp Market Makers Here8217s the story: Now for the first time ever . you8217ll get to see how these two 8220Trading Generals8221 combine the very best of both worlds using realtime market examples . to take you by the hand and lead you to smashing victory in the stock market8230 It arms you with the best of the East and the West every single pattern and technique you need to trade stocks using our favorite trading patterns. Now in the Stock Trading Success System, you8217ll 8216 hit the ground running 8216 and you join us as you learn how to trade by watching all the proprietary entry amp exit trading chart examples shown on video. It8217s extremely valuable to see all these well-explained patterns illustrated with realtime examples . as we reveal dozens of the same 8216East meets West8217 trading entry and exit signals that veteran traders use to manage huge trades8230 Wall Street8217s best traders know how to enter and exit their trades with precision and confidence and thanks to this system, now you can see how we approach trading entries and exits. too The system fully exposes new hidden 8220buy and sell8221 trading signals you can use . by seeing actual charts as they moved in each day8217s markets And there8217s more: Why did we produce a new 12-DVD system that features realtime trading examples, and explains live entries and exits Because traders are now clamoring for even more 8220how to8221 trading techniques. You8217ve told us that now you want to see the timing skills you need, plus how to actually set entries and exits using realtime charts 8220in motion82218230 And that8217s what Stock Trading Success System delivers, to potentially accelerate your trading knowledge faster than ever before, while handing you all the 8220shortcut secrets8221 you need to understand our favorite patterns8230 You can also see the techniques we reveal that are designed to help you think about your trades like a veteran trader does, after seeing all the advanced tactics you8217ll be learning as we reach deep into our trading 8220bag of tricks8221 to show you the patterns and live trading setups8230 And this 8220best of the East and the West8221 team fought through the markets, in a fully interactive two-plus trading days with our traders, to show you our favorite specific entry and exit tactics and now it8217s your turn to see how we approach the markets, too 8230 It8217s a breakthrough 8220new-technology8221 approach in active trader education8230. And it8217s unlike any other video training you8217ve ever seen8230 We even had one of our cameramen go from trader to trader throughout the two full day trading experience...so you can fully capture the trading tactics of being there live in person in realtime8230 without the staggering admission ticket fees each member of this hand-selected group of traders eagerly paid to secure their seat8230 8230 and without the expenses and time involved in airfare and travel, paying for a hotel room, and without taking two or three days out of your busy schedule. Makes it easy to learn8230 here8217s how: We hired an extra cameraman so that you8217ll be able to spy 8220over the shoulder8221 of each of our traders as they were learning, and instantly seeing . the trading secrets exposed here and revealed behind closed doors to this small group of people8230 This bonus 8220Reality Trader Cam8221 footage is priceless it8217s like being there in person yourself So that you will be able to see it actually being done in front of you . so you can learn faster8230. accelerate your learning process instantly and see exactly what trading setups worked and which didn8217t (and why). Coaching Webinars: Information Schedule Included for 1 12 Years following purchase January 30th, 2017 8-9pm ET: 8220How to Combine Pivot amp Breakout Trading March 27th, 2017 8-9pm ET: 8220How to Combine Pivot amp Breakout Trading Signals for Strong Entries May 29th, 2017 8-9pm ET: Advanced Breakout Strategies: Unlocking Powerful Moves July 31st, 2017 8-9pm ET: Combining Candles with Breakout Swing Trading Charts September 25th, 2017 8-9pm ET: Winning Entries: How You Can Avoid False Breakouts November 27th, 2017 8-9pm ET: How to Use Price-Action Candles amp Breakout Signals This Is the ONLY Trading System Available Featuring Steve Nison and Ken Calhoun Using INTRADAY Charts For Stock Swing Trading and Day Trading Captured During LIVE Market Sessions With Realtime Charts a World Exclusive Bestselling System New 8220Quick Start8221 LIVE Webinar with Ken Calhoun shows you how: DATE: Monday December 5th, 2016 Time: 8-8:45pm ET Featuring: Ken Calhoun Cost: FREE For all new Stock Trading Successs System owners You8217ll get ChartScans access from November 29th 2016 8211 January 31st, 2017 (automatically starts amp ends on those dates, included as a free bonus if you8217re already a current member then you8217ll get an alternate bonus) You8217ll also get SwingScans access from November 29th, 2016 8211 January 31st, 2017 (automatically starts and stops on those dates if you8217re already a current member then you8217ll get an alternate bonus) Please allow a minimum of 24 hours after you order to get your login information 8212 it8217s a very popular system and we8217re rushing to fulfill orders. This course is a standalone system and does not include Steve nor Ken8217s other coursesservices all sold separately. If it8217s been over 24 hours since you ordered and you do not see your welcome email (check spam and trash folders, too), then simply contact us and we8217ll re-send your login information to you. Offer DEADLINE: Your discount is Good Through Sunday, November 20th This special 695 offer is for the download-only version and is a superb value. If you8217d like to order the physical DVD system shipped to you instead, the price is 1495, you can contact us for order details if you8217d prefer this option. RUNTIME: You get a full 17 hours, 31 minutes of video downloads (16.5 Gb) featuring Steve Nison amp Ken Calhoun, Plus ongoing bi-monthly webinars wKen for a year and a half (bring your questions, get answers), PDFs and moreThere are two things you are better off not watching in the making: sausages and econometric estimates. (Edward Leamer) After a laborious two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case, the jury finally ended its 14 hours of deliberations and entered the courtroom to deliver its verdict to the judge. The judge turns to the jury foreman and asks, quotHas the jury reached a verdict in this casequot quotYes we have, your honor, quot the foreman responded. quotWould you please pass it to me, quot The judge declared, as he motioned for the bailiff to retrieve the verdict slip from the foreman and deliver it to him. After the judge reads the verdict himself, he delivers the verdict slip back to his bailiff to be returned to the foreman and instructs the foreman, quotPlease read your verdict to the court. quot quotWe find the defendant NOT GUILTY of all four counts of bank robbery, quot stated the foreman. The family and friends of the defendant jump for joy at the sound of the quotnot guiltyquot verdict and hug each other as they shout expressions of divine gratitude. The defendants attorney turns to his client and asks, quotSo, what do you think about thatquot The defendant looks around the courtroom slowly with a bewildered look on his face and then turns to his defense attorney and says, quotIm real confused here. Does this mean that I have to give all the money backquot Money can buy a House. But not a Home Money can buy a Bed. But not Sleep Money can buy a Clock. But not Time Money can buy you a Book. But not Knowledge Money can buy you Medicine. But not Health Money can buy you Sex. But not Love A father is explaining ethics to his son, who is about to go into business. ldquoSuppose a woman comes in and orders a hundred dollars worth of material. You wrap it up, and you give it to her. She pays you with a 100 bill. But as she goes out the door you realize shersquos given you two 100 bills. Now, herersquos where the ethics come in: should you or should you not tell your partner A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said quotWhy did you put up such a fightquot To which the man promptly replied quotI was afraid that you would find the 200 hidden in my shoequot A woman was cleaning her husbands dresser drawers when she found 3 golf balls and a box with 2000 in it. She waited for him to come home from the golf course to ask him why these things were hidden in his dresser drawer. The husband said Im sorry I hid this from you but the truth is every time I cheated on you over the last 30 years I put a golf ball in the drawer. The wife was very upset at first but after thinking about it said quotI guess 3 times in 30 years is really not that bad Oh by the way what is the 2000 in the drawer. The husband repliedquot Well every time I got to a dozen balls I sold them. A new manager spends a week at his new Broker office with the manager he is replacing. On the last day the departing manager tells him, quotI have left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer. Open an envelope if you encounter a crisis you cant solve. quot Three months down the track there is a major drama, everything goes wrong - the usual stuff - and the manager feels very threatened by it all. He remembers the parting words of his predecessor and opens the first envelope. The message inside says quotBlame your predecessorquot He does this and gets off the hook. About half a year later, the company is experiencing a dip in sales, combined with serious market problems. The manager quickly opens the second envelope. The message read, quotReorganizequot This he does, and the company quickly rebounds. Three months later, at his next crisis, he opens the third envelope. The message inside says quotPrepare three envelopesquot. My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didnt know how rich he was. A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. quotOh no I dont, Ive been to China many times and never had to have one of those. quot I double checked, and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, quotLook, Ive been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express. quot A student asked a professor of economics: - What is the difference between socialism and capitalism The professor answered - Capitalism is the exploitation of humans by humans The Student: - And socialism The professor: - Its the inverse of course. An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didnt happen today. quotA bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it. quot - Bob Hope. A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big quoteverything under one roofquot department store looking for a job. The Manager says, quotDo you have any sales experiencequot The kid says quotYeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota. quot Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. quotYou start tomorrow. Ill come down after we close and see how you did. quot His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. quotHow many customers bought something from you todayquot The kid says quotOnequot. The boss says quotJust One Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale forquot The kid says quot101, 237.65quot. The boss says quot101,237.65 What the heck did you sellquot The kid says, quotFirst, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold hi m a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didnt think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition. quot The boss said, quotA guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCKquot The kid said quotNo, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, Dude, your weekends shot, you should go fishing. quot Ill send you some money A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. Mom said: quotSure, sweetie. Ill send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up tooquot quotUh, oh yeah, OK, quot responded the kid. So Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book. When she gets back, Dad asked: quotWell, how much did you give the boy this timequot Mom said: quotOh, I wrote 2 checks, one for 20, and the other for 1000quot quotThats 1020. quot yelled Dad, quotAre you crazy. quot quotDont worry hon, quot Mom said, as she kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head, quotI taped the 20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the 1000 one somewhere between the pages in Chapter 19quot Economist One day an economist died and was accidentally sent to hell. As we all know, all dogs and economists go to heaven, but in this instance old saint Peter was off his game and our economist joined all the rapists, murderers and forex traders in the underworld. After a few weeks in hell the economist realises that itrsquos not such a bad place after all, itrsquos just chronically mismanaged. So he implements a plan. Within a few months the economy in hell is booming. He has the budget in surplus which enables the devil to spend on infrastructure, and investment funds start to flow in, increasing capital expenditures throughout the entire hellish economy. After a year or two God looks down and notices that the standard of living in hell has increased to the point that most of his angels are booking their summer vacations there. The beaches are lovely, and face it, heaven is the last place yoursquore gonna find someone who can mix a decent cocktail. He phones the devil to ask whatrsquos going on. Satan explains that they have employed the services of an economist to fix their economy. God is not happy. quotYou know that all economists go to heavenquot he yelled, quotsend him back immediately or wersquore going to sue youquot The devil just laughed and replied, quotAs if Where are you gonna get your hands on a lawyerquot Economy - purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford. A woman was just getting out of the shower when the doorbell rang. She threw on her towel and went to the door. Dave, a poker buddy of her husbandrsquos was there. He looked at her in her towel for a minute and whispered ldquoIrsquoll give you 500 right now if you take of your towel for just 10 seconds Thatrsquos 50 a secondrdquo She thought about it a second, and then took off her towel. He smiled, gave her the money and walked away. When she walked back into the bedroom, her husband asked ldquoWas that Dave Did he bring the 500 he owed merdquo Trading online is just great. मुझे लगता है कि यह वास्तव में चीजों को गति देता है I now get my margin calls 5x faster than before A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that theyd have to drastically alter their life-style. quotIf youll just learn to cook, quot he said, quotwe can fire the chef. quot quotOkay, quot she said. quotAnd if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener. quot McDonalds just added another item to its 1 value menu. Citigroup stock Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. ldquoIrsquove lost five cents, rdquo sobbed Johnny. ldquoDonrsquot worry, rdquo said his dad kindly. ldquoHerersquos five more for you. rdquo At this Johnny howled louder than ever. ldquoNow what is itrdquo asked his dad. ldquoI wish Irsquod said Irsquod lost ten centsrdquo Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. quotI hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but its the best we can do and you will have to share the room with othersquot he is told by the doorman. Einstein says that this is no problem at all and that there is no need to make such a great fuss. So the doorman leads him to the dorm. They enter and Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants. quotSee, Here is your first room mate. He has an IQ of 180quot quotWhy thats wonderfulquot Says Albert. quotWe can discuss mathematicsquot quotAnd here is your second room mate. His IQ is 150quot quotWhy thats wonderfulquot Says Albert. quotWe can discuss physicsquot quotAnd here is your third room mate. His IQ is 100quot quotThat Wonderful We can discuss the latest plays at the theaterquot Just then another man moves out to capture Alberts hand and shake it. quotIm your last room mate and Im sorry, but my IQ is only 80.quot Albert smiles back at him and says, quotSo, where do you think interest rates are headedquot quotDont stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. quot ndash George Burns A woman returns to her car after shopping and is furious to find the side of her car is smashed in. On the windshield is a note. Relieved she picks it up and reads what it says: quotAs Irsquom writing this a bunch of people are watching me. They think Irsquom writing down my name, number and insurance information. But Irsquom not. quot The best way of saving money is to forget the person you borrowed it from. quotThe big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less. quot - Brendon Francis Ted said to his friend, quotcan you lend me 10quot quotBut I only have 8quot, his friend replied. quotThats OK, you can always owe me the other 2quot A guy in a Kia pulls up next to a Rolls-Royce at a red light and asks, quotHey, is your car Bluetooth enabledquot The Rolls owner nods. quotSo is mine. Got Wi-Fiquot The Rolls owner nods again. quotMe too. What about a double bedquot quotNo. Do youquot asks the Rolls guy. quotYep. quot The Kia owner peers out. quotYou got me out of the shower to tell me thatquot After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: quotHoney, weve finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979.quot quotYou mean a brand-new Cadillacquot she asked eagerly. quotNo, quot said the husband, quota 1979 Cadillac. quot - How can you be sure you have counterfeit money - If its a three-dollar bill, you can be sure. How do you define optimism A banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday. William: May I have some money for the man crying outside Mum: What crying man. William: The one thatrsquos crying, Ice cream Ice Cream An investment banker stood at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The banker complimented the fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them. The fisherman replied, ldquoOnly a little while. rdquo The banker then asked why didnrsquot he stay out longer and catch more fish The fisherman said he had enough to support his familyrsquos immediate needs. The banker then asked, ldquoBut what do you do with the rest of your timerdquo The fisherman said, ldquoI sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siestas with my wife, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine, and play guitar with my amigos. I have a full and busy life. rdquo The investor scoffed, ldquoI am an Ivy League MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat. With the proceeds from the bigger boat, you could buy several boats, and eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. ldquoThe investor continued, ldquoAnd instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would then sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing, and distribution You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then Los Angeles and eventually New York City, where you will run your expanding enterprise. rdquo The fisherman asked, ldquoBut how long will this all takerdquo To which the banker replied, ldquoPerhaps 15 to 20 years. rdquo ldquoBut what thenrdquo asked the fisherman. The banker laughed and said, ldquoThatrsquos the best part. When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich. You would make millionsrdquo ldquoMillions. Okay, then whatrdquo wondered the fisherman. To which the investment banker replied, ldquoThen you would retire. You could move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siestas with your wife, and stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos. rdquo The market is weird. हर बार एक व्यक्ति बेचता है, और दूसरा खरीदता है, और ये दोनों सोचते हैं कि वे स्मार्ट हैं A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. उसके आगे एक आदमी है जो धूप का चश्मा, एक जोर से शर्ट, चमड़े की जैकेट, और जीन्स में कपड़े पहने है। सेंट पीटर इस व्यक्ति को बताता है, "आप कौन हैं, ताकि मुझे पता चल जाए कि आपको स्वर्ग के राज्य में प्रवेश करने के लिए या नहीं, ये लड़का जवाब देता है, जो जो कोहेन, स्टॉकहोल्डर, नोओ याक सिटी का है। सॉट सेंट पीटर उनकी सूची का विचार करता है वह स्टॉक ब्रॉकर से मुस्कुराता है और कहता है, "इस रेशमी बागे और गोल्डन स्टाफ़ लें और स्वर्ग के राज्य में प्रवेश करें।" स्टॉक बॉकर अपने वस्त्र और कर्मचारियों के साथ स्वर्ग में जाता है, और इसके मंत्रियों ने बारी वह खड़ा होता है और उछालता रहता है, उद्धरण: I पिछले चौ-तीन वर्षों से सेंट मैरीज़ के पादरी यूसुफ स्नो, मैं हूं। सेंट पीटर अपनी सूची का विचार करता है। He says to the minister, quotTake this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven. quot quotJust a minute, quot says the minister. quot; वह आदमी एक स्टॉकब्रॉकर था - वह एक रेशमी बागे और गोल्डन स्टाफ़ ले जाता है, लेकिन मैं, एक मंत्री, केवल एक सूती कपड़े और लकड़ी के कर्मचारी मिलते हैं यह कैसे हो सकता है कि हम यहां पर काम करते हैं, quotWhile you preached, people slept his clients, they prayed. quot The banker fell overboard from a friends sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, quotCan you float alonequot quotObviously, quot the banker replied, quotbut this is a heck of a time to talk business. quot I went to the bank and went over my savings. I found out I have all the money that Ill ever need. if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman The market is weird. हर बार एक व्यक्ति बेचता है, और दूसरा खरीदता है, और ये दोनों सोचते हैं कि वे स्मार्ट हैं Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for 10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at 10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at 20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to 25 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at 50 However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him. In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers quotLook at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at 35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for 50 each. quot The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys. They never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works. The best time to buy anything is last year. एक युवा शेयरधारक ने एक दिन का समय लेने का फैसला किया और अपने पुराने स्कूल में उनके कुछ प्रोफेसरों का दौरा किया। When he made his way into the entrance he noticed a dog was attacking a small child. उसने जल्दी से कुत्ते को पकड़ा और अपने दो हाथों से इसे दबा दिया। अगले दिन स्थानीय अख़बार ने कहानी को शीर्षक से बताया, "शीलख़ाना छात्र लड़का को क्रूर कुत्ते से बचाता है।" स्टॉक ब्रोकर ने संपादक को बुलाया और दृढ़ता से सुझाव दिया कि एक सुधार जारी किया जाए और कागज पाठकों को बताएगा कि वे सफल वॉल स्ट्रीट ब्रोकर हैं और छात्र नहीं हैं। अगले दिन अख़बार ने एक सुधार जारी किया और शीर्षक पढ़ लिया, भला शेयरधारक ने स्कूल मेस्कॉटक्ॉट को मार दिया। Races Soros and a Bernanke went to the races. Soros suggested to bet 10,000 on a horse. Bernanke was sceptical, saying that he wanted first to understand the rules, to look on horses, etc. Soros whispered that he knew a secret algorithm for the success, but he could not convince Bernanke. bull Soros: You are too theoretical, he said and bet on a horse. निश्चित रूप से, वह घोड़ा पहले उसे बहुत पैसा ला रहा था Triumphantly, he exclaimed: I told you, I knew the secret bull Bernanke: What is your secret bull Soros: It is rather easy. मेरे पास दो बच्चे, तीन और पांच साल पुराने हैं I sum up their ages and I bet on number nine. bull Bernanke: But, three and five is eight, bull Soros: I told you, you are too theoretical Soros replied, ldquoHavent I just shown experimentally that my calculation is correctrdquo Money is always there, but the pockets change. quotIf there is anyone to whom I owe money, Im prepared to forget it if they are. quot - Errol Flynn An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says, quotThe parrot on the left costs 500.quot quotWhy does that parrot cost so muchquot asks the accountant. quotWell, quot replies the owner, quotit knows how to do complex audits. quot quotHow much does the middle parrot costquot asks the accountant. quotThat one costs 1,000 because it can do everything the first one can do plus it knows how to prepare financial forecastsquot. The startled accountant asks about the third parrot, to be told it costs 4,000. Needless to say, this begs the question, quotWhat can it doquot To which the owner replies quotTo be honest, Ive never seen him do a darn thing, but the other two call him Senior Partner. quot A priest announced to his congregation: quotI have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, its still out there in your pockets. quot Q: Which one of our natural resources will become exhausted first A: The Taxpayer. If you can count your money, you dont have a billion dollars. (c) J. Paul Getty TECH: Hello, Friendly Internet. May I help you CUSTOMER: Oh, hello young man. I was wondering if you offer online banking TECH: Were an Internet service provider, maam. You can certainly use our service to connect to online banking. CUSTOMER: What do I need to do that TECH: You just need the modem in your computer. That plugs into a phone jack. Sign up for an account, and sign up for online banking with your bank. CUSTOMER: But where does the money come out TECH: Im not sure I understand CUSTOMER: You know. Does the money come out from that slot on the computer Bankers are people that help you with problems you would not have had without them. SPREAD: The only reliable way to make money on the FX market, which is why your broker charges you one. quotWhat No E-mailquot An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning). After the test, the manager says, quotYou will be employed at minimum wage, 5.25 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address, so that I can send you a form to complete and tell you where to report for work on your first day. Taken aback, the man protests that he has neither a computer nor an e-mail address. To this the MS manager replies, quotWell, then, that means that you virtually dont exist and can therefore hardly expect to be employed. quot Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having only 10 in his wallet, he decides to buy a 25 lb. flat of tomatoes at the supermarket. Within less than 2 hours, he sells all the tomatoes individually at 100 profit. Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends up with almost 100 before going to sleep that night. And thus it dawns on him that he could quite easily make a living selling tomatoes. Getting up early every day and going to bed late, he multiplies his profits quickly. After a short time he acquires a cart to transport several dozen boxes of tomatoes, only to have to trade it in again so that he can buy a pick-up truck to support his expanding business. By the end of the second year, he is the owner of a fleet of pick-up trucks and manages a staff of a hundred former unemployed people, all selling tomatoes. Planning for the future of his wife and children, he decides to buy some life insurance. Consulting with an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan. At the end of the telephone conversation, the adviser asks him for his e-mail address in order to send the final documents electronically. When the man replies that he has no e-mail, the adviser is stunned, quotWhat, you dont have e-mail How on earth have you managed to amass such wealth without the Internet, e-mail and e-commerce Just imagine where you would be now, if you had been connected to the internet from the very startquot After a moment of thought, the tomato millionaire replied, quotWhy, of course I would be a floor cleaner at Microsoftquot Moral of this story: 1. The Internet, e-mail and e-commerce do not need to rule your life. 2. If you dont have e-mail, but work hard, you can still become a millionaire. 3. Seeing that you got this story via e-mail, youre probably closer to becoming a janitor than you are to becoming a millionaire. 4. If you do have a computer and e-mail, you have already been taken to the cleaners by Microsoft. The other day, my friends and I went to a ladies night club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a 10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the 10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a 20 bill. She called the guy back over, licked the 20 bill, and stuck it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulled out a 50 bill and called the guy over. I was worried about the way things were going, but she licked the bill and just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things were going, the guy gyrated over to me Now everyones attention was focused on me, and the guy was egging me on to try and top the 50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home. If you can count your money, you dont have a billion dollars. - Johnny, if you had 5 and you asked your father for 3 more, how many dollars would you have - I would have five dollars. - You dont know your arithmetic, Johnny. - You dont know my father, Mrs. Mutch. A Japanese guy (J) is at Los Angeles International Airport, waiting for his flight back home to Japan. While hes waiting, he goes to the currency exchange counter to change his remaining dollars. He counts his money at the counter and says to the clerk (C): J: Wait a minute. When I came here I got more dollars for my yen. Whats going on here C: Fluctuations. The Japanese man stiffens. J: Well Fluck you Americans, too Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine A rather frugal man asked the bank for a loan of one dollar and was told he would have to pay nine percent interest at the end of the year. For security he offered 60,000. in U. S. bonds. The banker, foreseeing a potential depositor, accepted the bonds and gave the man a dollar. At the end of the year, he was back with a dollar and nine cents to clear up his debt and asked for the return of his bonds. Upon returning the bonds the banker asked, quotI dont want to be inquisitive, but since you have all those bonds, why did you have to borrow a dollarquotquotWell, quot said the tightfisted old gent, quotI really didnt have to. But do you know of any other way I could get the use of a safe-deposit box for nine cents a yearquot October. ये स्टॉक में अटकलें लगाने के लिए ख़तरनाक ख़तरनाक महीनों में से एक है। अन्य जुलाई, सितंबर, अप्रैल, नवंबर, मई, मार्च, जून, दिसंबर, अगस्त और फरवरी में हैं। - Mark Twain Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money The economy is the only field in which two people can get the Nobel Prize for saying exactly the opposite thing. Italian businessman on his deathbed called his good friend and said, ldquoLuigi, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated. rdquo ldquoAnd what, rdquo his friend asked, ldquodo you want me to do with your ashesrdquo The businessman said, ldquoJust put them in an envelope and mail them to the IRShellipand write on the envelope, lsquoNow you have everything. rsquordquo If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun. Q: In these busy market times, how can you get the attention of your broker A: Say, quotHey, waiterquot (hes waitin always to get the price. ) A market guru walks into a pizzeria to order a pizza. When the pizza is done, he goes up to the counter to get it. There a clerk asks him: quotShould I cut it into six pieces or eight piecesquot. The guru replies: quotIm feeling rather hungry right now. Youd better cut it into eight pieces. quot A long term investment is a short term investment that failed. A man commented to his lunch companion: quotMy wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed shed married a millionairequot. quotYoure luckyquot, sighed the companion. quotMy wife dreams that in the daytimequot. Collected Funny Trading Book Names Trading in the Twilight Zone How I made 20 in the Stock Market Stock Market Blizzards Probably High Trading Technical Analysis of Stock Traps How to Make Money in Stockings A Random Hock Down Wall Street Trading is for Dummies Options, Pricing, and Futility To Kill a Martingale quotGetting Finished in Optionsquot. the Last Edition Options as a Tragic Investment Trading for a Survival Come into my Trading Trunk Technical Analysis of the Fickle Markets How to make a fortune selling books about the Stock Markets Fraud Like a Hedge Fund Lucky Market Lizards Reminiscences of a Commission Generator Trading for a bankruptcy filling Top Ten Signs You Need a New Bank 10. When you make a deposit, tellers high-five each other. 9. After you get a free toaster, bank president shows up at your house begging for toast. 8. Your monthly statements are handwritten, in crayon. 7. When you want to make a withdrawal, clerks suddenly dont speak English. 6. You notice Kato Kaelin is sleeping in the vault. 5. Your safety deposit box is a Dunkin Donuts carton wrapped in tin foil. 4. All cash deposits go directly into tellers pants. 3. Lobby is waist-deep in Mexican pesos. 2. Toll-free customer service line is: 1-800-GET-HOSED. 1. Four words: Bank President Rosa Lopez At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage. quotLook, quot she said. quotWe only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure We know nothing about each other. quot quotYoure wrong, quot the young man declared. quotFor the past 5 years Ive been working in the bank where your father has his account. quot Buddies John meets his buddy George and asks him: bull John: Do me a favour, could you lend me 100 George checks in his wallet and his pockets, then replies: bull George: Sorry, pal. I got only 50. bull John: Only 50 Never mind. Give me the 50 you have, and you owe me another 50. A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES. The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read: MAIN ENTRANCE The real measure of your wealth is how much youd be worth if you lost all your money. From a trader: ldquoThis is worse than a divorce. Irsquove lost half my net worth and I still have a wife. rdquo A long term investment is a short term investment that failed. A young girl and her father are looking at a nursery full of newborn babies. All of them are crying. Girl: Are they hungry Dad: NohellipThey just found out theyrsquoll have to pay for the stimulus bill. My mother decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, quotJust think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand. quot quotGoodquot, my dad quickly replied. quotWash it againquot The most succesful female financier was Pharoahs daughter. She went to the Nile bank and floated a prophet. A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business. As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, quotDidnt you tell me you were a bankerquot The young man answered, quotYes, I did. quot To this the tailor said, quotWho ever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pocketsquot Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neigbourhood without moving. Lottery A broker named, Jean Paul, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer named Ben for 100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, Ben drove up and said, bull Ben: Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died. bull Jean Paul: Well, then, just give me the money back, bull Ben: Cant do that. I went and spent it already. bull Jean Paul: OK, then. Just unload the donkey, bull Ben: What ya going to do with him bull Jean Paul: Im going to raffle him off, bull Ben: You cant raffle off a dead donkey bull Jean Paul: Sure can. Watch me. I just wont tell that hes dead, A month later Ben met up with the Cajun and asked, bull Ben: What happened with that dead donkey bull Jean Paul: I raffled him off, I did. I sold 500-hunderd tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of 898, bull Ben: Didnt anyone complain bull Jean Paul: Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back. An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what theyd do if they had a million pounds. John handed in a blank sheet of paper. John yelled the teacher, youve done nothing why Because if i had a million pounds, thats exactly what i would do said John Q: Whatrsquos the difference between Investment Bankers and London Pigeons A: The Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMWrsquos. Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. quotI hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but its the best we can do and you will have to share the room with othersquot he is told by the doorman. Einstein says that this is no problem at all and that there is no need to make such a great fuss. So the doorman leads him to the dorm. They enter and Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants. quotSee, Here is your first room mate. He has an IQ of 180quot quotWhy thats wonderfulquot Says Albert. quotWe can discuss mathematicsquot quotAnd here is your second room mate. His IQ is 150quot quotWhy thats wonderfulquot Says Albert. quotWe can discuss physicsquot quotAnd here is your third room mate. His IQ is 100quot quotThat Wonderful We can discuss the latest plays at the theaterquot Just then another man moves out to capture Alberts hand and shake it. quotIm your last room mate and Im sorry, but my IQ is only 80.quot Albert smiles back at him and says, quotSo, where do you think interest rates are headedquot When Albert Einstein died, he met three New Zealanders in the queue outside the Pearly Gates. To pass the time, he asked what were their IQs. The first replied 190. quotWonderful, quot exclaimed Einstein. quotWe can discuss the contribution made by Ernest Rutherford to atomic physics and my theory of general relativityquot. The second answered 150. quotGood, quot said Einstein. quotI look forward to discussing the role of New Zealands nuclear-free legislation in the quest for world peacequot. The third New Zealander mumbled 50. Einstein paused, and then asked, quotSo what is your forecast for the budget deficit next yearquot How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company He was shocked. Interviewer: What is recession Candidate: When ldquoWine and Womenrdquo get replaced by ldquoWater and Wiferdquo that critical phase of life is called ldquoRecessionrdquo. Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesnrsquot expect to be paid back. Dave has been a cheap tight-wad his whole life. His family gathers around him as he lies on his death bed. Dave peers up at them and asks, ldquoIs everybody here Wherersquos Bessierdquo ldquoIrsquom here. rdquo his wife says. ldquoThe kidsrdquo ldquoWersquore here, Dadrdquo they reply. ldquoDonrsquot worry Dave, everybodyrsquos here. rdquo Bessie reassures him. Dave jumps up in bed and yells, ldquoWell, if everybodyrsquos here then why is the light on in the kitchenrdquo - My broker has a new service where they will text you your balance. - Its cool, I just dont think they should add quotLOLquot at the end. Money cant buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. Spike Milligan - Where do vampires keep their savings - In blood banks. - Dad, would you like to save some money - I certainly would, son. Any suggestions - Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I wont wear my shoes out so fast. The problem with statistics Three statisticians are out pig shooting. They see a large boar in the distance, so they jump out of their truck and level their rifles. The first one fires. A cloud of dirt erupts one metre to the left of the pig. The second one fires. A cloud of dirt erupts one metre to the right of the pig. The third one shouts ldquowe got himrdquo so they jump back into the truck and drive off. How much money do you need quotWhats considered enough money Just a little bit morequot. (Will Rogers) quotIf you can count your money, you dont have a billion dollarsquot. (J. Paul Getty) quotA billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon youre talking about real moneyquot. (Everett Dirksen) A beautiful woman entered a bar and sat next to a lawyer. quotListen honey, quot she said, quotFor 50, Ill do absolutely anything you want. quot The lawyer pulled fifty dollars from his wallet and said, quotPaint my house. quot Customer: quotYour watches seem so cheap. Only twenty dollars How much does it cost to make themquot Shopkeeper: quotThey cost me twenty dollars to make them. quot Customer: quotBut if it costs twenty dollars to make these watches, and you sell them for twenty dollars, where does your profit come inquot Shopkeeper: quotThat comes from repairing them. quot - Why are diapers like 10 bills - Because you have to change them. quotIts weird, though, cause this is my first time job and everything, but I couldve sworn I was making more money in college just working for my parents as their daughter. quot - Melanie Reno. Jesus saves. But wouldnrsquot it have been better if he had invested The two partners from a small law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them looked alarmed. He announced, quotI have to go back to the office right away I forgot to lock the safequot quotWhat are you worried aboutquot asked the other. quotWere both here. quot Logic of an economist. A party of economists was climbing in the Alps. After several hours they became hopelessly lost. One of them studied the map for some time, turning it up and down, sighting on distant landmarks, consulting his compass, and finally the sun. Finally he said, OK see that big mountain over there Yes, answered the others eagerly. Well, according to the map, were standing on top of it. A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, quotThis is a muck upquot quotDont you mean a stick upquot asked the girl. quotNo, quot said the robber, quotits a muckup. Ive forgotten my gun. quot Sex is like my trading account. I lose interest as soon as I withdraw. One day a young man came up to my window at the bank and whispered, quotPlease deposit this hundred dollars in my savings account. quot I handled the transaction and whispered back, quotHave a good day. quot He started to leave but changed his mind. quotIm sorry we have to whisper, quot he said, quotbut if my car knows Ive deposited money, itll break down again. quot With his finger to his lips he tiptoed out. Smart Investing If you had bought 1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth 49.00. With Enron, you would have 16.50 of the original 1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have less than 5.00 left. If you had bought 1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have 214.00. A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced his altitude and saw a man below. quotExcuse me, but can you help me I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I dont know where I am, quot he said. The man below replied: quotYou are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 ft above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees North latitude and between 56 and 57 degrees West longitude. quot To which the balloonist replied: quotYou must be a broker. quot To which the man on the ground said: quotI am, but how did you knowquot The reply came from above: quotEverything you told me is technically correct but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is Im still lost. Frankly, youve not been much help so far. quot The man below responded: quotYou must be a trader. quot To which the balloonist replied: quotYes, I am, but how did you knowquot To which the man on the ground said: quotYou dont know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to your current position due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is, you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, its my fault. quot The student and the professor of economics. A student asked a professor of economics: - What is the difference between socialism and capitalism The professor answered: - Capitalism is the exploitation of humans by humans The Student: - And socialism The professor: - Its the inverse of course. Stockbroker: What is a million years like to you God: Like one second. Stockbroker: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Stockbroker: Can I have a penny God: Just a second. It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. quotLets try to make this look naturalquot she said. quotJunior, put your arm around your dads shoulder. quot The father answered, quotIf you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocketquot If you put two economists in a room, you get two opinions, unless one of them is Lord Keynes, in which case you get three opinions. Washington, D. C. A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D. C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River. quotThats impossible, quot said the tourist. quotNo one could throw a coin that farquot quotYou have to remember, quot answered the guide. quotA dollar went a lot farther in those days. quot Five dollars for one question said the girl to the fortune-teller. Thats very expensive, isnt it Next An Asian man walked into the currency exchange line in a New York bank with 2000 yen, and he walked out with 72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed 66. He asked the teller why he got less money than he had gotten the previous week. The lady said, quotFluctuations. quot The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, he turned around and said, quotFluc you Amelicans, tooquot A retired man visited a doctor to seek medical advice for what he suspects as new and very unusual health problems. quotDoc, I feel shortness of breath, dizziness, cold sweats, cant sleep. Do you think I will collapse any time soonquot Doctor: quotYep. You must be from Wall Streetquot When a habit begins to cost money it is called a hobby. One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. lsquoWhat are you doingrsquo she asked. rsquoIm looking for my dollar bill, rsquo Max replied. lsquoI lost it down the road. rsquoWhy donrsquot you look for it therersquoBecause the lightrsquos better herersquo A Dollar Per Point A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a 100 bill to his test with a note saying ldquoA dollar per point. rdquo The next class the professor handed the graded tests back out. This student got back his test, his test grade, and 64 change. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. AMERICAN CAPITALISM (or Enro-capitalism): You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debtequity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy influence with a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, accept an LAW tax promised credit payable in 4 years time, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce 20 times the milk You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide. A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you dont know where they are. You break for lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION: You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute. quotI was so poor growing up. if I wasnt a boy. Id have nothing to play with. quot ndash Rodney Dangerfield Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson. If you had ten dollars, said the teacher, and I asked you for a loan of eight dollars, how much would you have left Ten, said Little Johnny firmly. Ten the teacher said How do you make it ten Well, replied Little Johnny You may ask for a loan of eight dollars, but that doesnt mean youll get it When George found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his ill father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles club where he checked out the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty was astounding it took his breath away. ldquoI may look like just an ordinary man, rdquo he said as he walked up to her, ldquobut in just a week or two my father will die, and Irsquoll inherit 15 million dollars. rdquo Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening. Three days later, she became his stepmother. A couple of thieves broke into my holiday apartment and stole 10,000 Euros. At least they didnrsquot take anything of any value. I just went partners with my bank. They own half my car. An FBI agent is interviewing a bank teller after the bank had been robbed 3 times by the same bandit. quotDid you notice anything special about the manquot asks the agent. quotYes, quot replies the teller. quotHe was better dressed each time. quot Bank manager: Im sorry, sir, you cant open an account with this sort of money. Theyre wooden pieces Lumberjack: But I only want to open a shavings account. Advisor ndash the one who charges money for a piece of stock advice to cover hisher losses on the market. Advisory Service - an advisor who lost a considerable amount of money and started new business. Afternoon - a daily chance to give back the money you made that morning (see Friday). Apprentice - anyone who peers at your screen shortly after you closed a profitable deal. Average Down - what you have to do if you opened a long position and had to go to the bathroom. Average Up - what you have to do if you opened a short position and had to go to the bathroom. Bad TradeStupid Trade ndash an unprofitable deal that someone else carries out which does not fit your trading strategy. Bottom - (when you have an open long position) the spot where you give up averaging down and sell (when you have an open short position) the spot where the book recommends you to open a short position. Break ndash a pause you take when you have either 2 profitable or 5 unprofitable deals in a row. Broker - someone who studied hard and has a license to legally lose your money for a minute additional fee. Canadian ndash the one who is short any stock you have. Chart - what you check after you exit trading, trying to understand what went wrong. Cheap Stock - a stock the price of which will decline as soon as you decide not to open a short position on it. Confusion - 6 open positions. Coyote Syndrome - when you feel an irresistible impulse to bite your own arm off so as not to click the mouse again. Day Trading - trading which you start too late and exit too early. Double Up ndash a phrase you employ to explain your open position after you accidentally bought more instead of selling what you had. Down On The Day - a temporary situation until right after the next deal. Excellent Company - any stock you know nothing about on which you carry out a profitable deal. Excellent Long Term Investment - Position Trading that went the wrong way right after you opened a position. Expensive Stock - a stock the price of which will rise as soon as you decide not to open a long position. Expert ndash a newbie who has not begun to trade yet (see Licensed Expert). Fossil - a rather aged dude, making less than 90 deals per day. Freak ndash the one who can carry out three profitable deals in a row. Friday ndash a weekly opportunity to give back everything you gained that week (see Afternoon). Fundamental Analysis - the process of checking if you can open a short position on a stock. Gap Up - a stock that has a higher opening price than a closing one was the day before, and will go down if you buy it, but will continue to go up if you sell it. Genius - what you are in the eyes of an Apprentice if Lady Luck favours you 3 times in a row. Halt (stock) ndash (an open position) impending really good news or really bad news, but anyway, the scariest thing possible to happen. Highlight - selling into the rally while a dude on TV provides the complex reasons why the stock is special. Home Run - every single deal you thoroughly consider, tell other traders about and then do not make yourself. Huge Player - 1. A guy with over 15 thousand dollars left. 2. Any trader that has been in such a situation for more than three months. Idiot - a fool that gives you his stock to cover your profitable short position. INCA - (if a long position is open) some creep that puts up a 50,000 share offer right when you open a long positon (if a short position is open) the same guy, opening a long position. IPO - expensive cyanide. IPO (Internet) - expensive cyanide flambeacute with sugar. Joker - a professional who takes a break to laugh to himself (see Professional, Break). Level 2 - the circle in Hell where Satan explains an extremely complicated way how to lose a great amount of money for a very short period of time. Licensed Expert - a dude with a Series 7 license who has not started trading yet. Loudmouth - 1. Anyone that says anything near you, while you are losing a deal. 2. A newbie who cannot pull the trigger at first, but finally does it, screaming: quotYahoo Its runningquot Lucky Deal - a profitable deal someone else made that does not fit your strategy much. Lunch Money - what you waste away between 11 a. m. and 1 p. m. (ET). Manager - a day trader who found out a Never Lose Trading System. Margin - (if you are up) a safe situation with huge potential return (if you are down) an evil trick by Unseen Forces that can cause you losing more money than you have. Margin Call - what happens when your clearing firm makes an accounting mistake. Market Maker - the one who set up a secret video camera behind you and who takes the other side of each of your unprofitable trades. Moron - a blockhead, buying your profitable long position. Moving Average - a curly line that has nothing to do with the price movement if you have an open position. Pain - exiting at loss, reversing your position on a stock and then watching it go the way you knew it would in the first place. Position Trading - day trading that went the wrong way right after you took a position. Pro - a guy at trading centre who says nothing and keeps smiling all the time (see Joker). Scalping - losing only an eighth in one go. Secret Deal ndash a deal that you do not tell about to the Apprentice when he asks you how you are doing. Short List ndash a daily list of stocks that will rise and never pull back. Short List Request ndash a request submitted to the clearing firm which contains a list of all stocks that you could open short positions on yesterday and tomorrow, but not today. Short Squeeze - (when you have an open short position) when a person that you have never met before and that should not have anything against you attempts to hurt you and your family on purpose (when you have an open long position) a proof that you are a true genius. Special Situation - when you watch your losing stop limit go by and open a position of larger volume instead of exiting trading (see Long Term Investment). Spread ndash (if a deal is profitable) sharing your wealth (if a deal is unprofitable) a malicious market maker who rips you off. System Trading - a phrase you employ to explain to the Apprentice how your trade did not work out the way you meant. Technical Analysis - (traditional) a voodoo, the animal blood and chanting excluded (Point and Figure) a really weird voodoo, the animal blood and chanting excluded. Top - (when you have an open long position) the point on the chart where the stock price backs off fast before you get out (when you have an open short position) the exact spot where you cover. Trainer - the only man in the room who has never tried intraday trading in his life. Trend Line - an imaginary line on the price chart that only changes when the market is closed or when you are not looking. Up On The Day - what you are when the market closes, not taking into account ticket charges. Uptick - (when you have an open long position) added hope (when you have an open short position) a market maker, letting everyone else in (if no positions are open) a good chance to lose some money through opening a short position. Volume Spike - (an open position) confirmation that you are either the smartest person or the biggest idiot on Earth (no positions are open) confirmation that you are the smartest person on the planet, but you were not paying attention. Case in the firm The owner (OWNER) of a large brokerage firm made a surprise visit at the sales departments floor. After a quick tour he reckoned that someone was standing near the secretary, doing nothing. He turned angry and red, approached the guy (GUY) and asked him: bull OWNER: Whats your salary, young man bull GUY: Around 800 a week, replied the guy. The owner pulled out 800 from his pocket, gave it to the guy and shouted: bull OWNER: Heres your salary. Take it, leave now, and never come back After regaining calmness, the owner turned to the floor manager and asked him: bull OWNER: How comes you hire such a lousy person for the sales department The floor manager (FM) answered: bull FM: Well, he doesnt work here. He is just the pizza delivery boyhellip Anything free is worth what you pay for it. A guy wearing a singlet and slippers walked into the bank and practically shouted at the teller, ldquoYo woman Who do I speak to to open a bloody bank account in this bloody bankrdquo The teller politely told him to lower his voice as he was disturbing the other customers and that she would be able to open his bank account for him. The guy was practically foaming at the mouth. ldquoDonrsquot you tell me what to do And no woman is opening my bloody account. You women are just good for cooking, cleaning and making babies. I wanna speak to a manrdquo The teller got up in a huff, went to the bank managerrsquos office and explained the situation to him. The bank manager told her that while the customer was always right, this customer was definitely wrong. He went back with the teller to set the guy straight. ldquoAbout time a man showed uprdquo The guy was as loud, if not louder than before. ldquoI just won 25 million dollars in the lottery and this bloody woman insisted that shersquos capable of opening my bloody account for me. rdquo ldquoShe did, did sherdquo The bank manager was almost as loud as the guy. ldquoShe was just supposed to clean the windows and arrange the files. Donrsquot mind her. Letrsquos go to my bloody office and see what we can do about your bloody accountrdquo The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. मैं हर घंटे जाग उठा और रोया। An economist is someone who gets rich explaining others why they are poor. An economic forecaster was known to have an horseshoe prominently displayed above the doorframe of his office. Asked what it was for, he replied quotit is a good luck charm that helps my forecastsquot. quotBut do you believe in that superstitionquot he was asked. quotOf course notquot he said, quotbut it works whether you believe in it or not. quot A policeman came upon a super-salesman about to jump from a bridge and yelled, quotWait, Fellow Please dont do that. quot The salesman said, quotWhy not quot and proceeded to expound on his views on the shaky economy, declining family life and politics. Shortly thereafter, they both jumped. Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, quotWhere in the hell have you beenquot Larry replies, quotI was out getting a tattoo. quot quotA tattooquot she frowned. quotWhat kind of tattoo did you getquot quotI got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, quot he said proudly. quotWhat the hell were you thinkingquot she said, shaking her head in disdain. quotWhy on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privatesquot quotWell, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want. quot Helium was up. Feathers were down. कागज स्थिर था। चाकू तेजी से ऊपर थे Pencils lost a few points. लंबी पैदल यात्रा के उपकरण पीछे चल रहे थे। Elevators rose, while escalators continued a slow decline. लाइट स्विच बंद थे खनन उपकरण रॉक नीचे मारा Diapers remained unchanged. नौवहन लाइन एक भी उलझन पर रुके थे। गुब्बारा कीमतें फुलाया गया। और बाजार को पुनर्भरण के प्रयास में बैटरी विस्फोट हो गई। - I see your previous boss says you were a real live wire salesman. Im pleased to know that What were you selling - Live wires, sir Q: With the current market turmoil, whatrsquos the easiest way to make a small fortune A: Start off with a large one. quotEvery morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. quot - Robert Orben Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs quotgive me your money, quot he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, quotyou cant do this ndash I am a United States congressmanquot quotIn that case, quot replied the mugger, quotgive me MY money. quot BULL MARKET - a random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET - a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.